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Random Caption Competition!
« on: June 04, 2009, 10:07:14 AM »

Caption Competition - Just for laughs, no prizes.
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Roger in France

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #1 on: June 04, 2009, 10:22:22 AM »

"I'm ignoring the Coast Guard 'cause he won't lend me his corkscrew".

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2 on: June 04, 2009, 10:34:27 AM »

I haven't got a caption as yet, but my mum wants the contents of that bottle...
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #3 on: June 04, 2009, 10:47:05 AM »

here is the shopping forcast for the Humber


"5 items or less throught the centre arch"

 :-))
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #4 on: July 24, 2009, 02:38:03 PM »

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #5 on: July 24, 2009, 02:48:09 PM »

.3-

"Im SO glad I brought this umbrella- I hate getting rained on!"

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #6 on: July 24, 2009, 02:54:15 PM »

.3 Or perhaps-

Taiwan Evening News reports that "earlier today a shallow-drop-from-building-ledge-into-deep-water suicide attempt was foiled by a new umbrella toting bicycle riding tactical police force!"
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #7 on: July 24, 2009, 03:05:38 PM »

1.
Last one back to Hogwarts is a 'squib'.

2.
Three legged rain god appears in Wapping.

3.
Only 5 more minutes, or she gets the pizza for free.
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #8 on: July 24, 2009, 04:06:38 PM »

3.
Theres a hole in my bucket dear Liza
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #9 on: July 24, 2009, 04:35:05 PM »

Actually, the first two look like a typical wet weekend at York races to me!

Greg
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #10 on: July 24, 2009, 04:48:23 PM »

1. Thank God I had my Weetabix this morning! :-))

2. Oh no, belly flop again! :embarrassed:

3. I knew I left my bath running. {:-{




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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #11 on: July 24, 2009, 05:35:11 PM »


1. Horse Flu ?
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #12 on: July 24, 2009, 05:39:06 PM »

1. Dont stop or we will sink

2.Crap they told me this was the deep end

3.This fish net on the front is useless
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #13 on: July 24, 2009, 07:42:15 PM »

 3,    will this do for sailing to replace Lamberis ?

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Proteus

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #14 on: July 24, 2009, 07:44:20 PM »

2, sorry mister I cannot find your boat.

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #15 on: July 24, 2009, 08:15:13 PM »

1.  First "Trans Sea of Galillee" horse race fails to attract same following as previous walking event.

2. Bollywood "Superheroes (featuring Octopus Boy)" film released.

3. Investment in new Shanghai cycle path questioned.

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #16 on: July 24, 2009, 08:37:30 PM »

1 come on Mary Poppins keep up!

2 I'm Jake The peg, Diddly um with my extra leg!!!!

3 I wonder if it was this bad in New Orleans
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #17 on: July 24, 2009, 08:57:28 PM »

3  As if the flood wasn't bad enough - all the fish have been eating beans ....
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #18 on: July 24, 2009, 09:58:08 PM »



    no  3    he's not on his way home from the  1st wicksteed bash {-)
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #19 on: July 25, 2009, 01:07:43 PM »

 no 3  Thinking to himself " hope i dont look stupid with this umbrella"
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #20 on: July 25, 2009, 09:35:51 PM »


               I wish I hadn't upset that High Priest now.
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #21 on: August 05, 2009, 11:01:03 AM »

3. bloody global warming
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #22 on: August 05, 2009, 12:21:57 PM »

The Sun Headline

COASTGUARD RESCUE HAMPERED
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #23 on: August 05, 2009, 05:03:01 PM »

The Lillipution solo round the world attempt came to an end today after 50,000 miles in a strange ship that was left on Lilliput beach by some giants.
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #24 on: August 11, 2009, 01:52:51 AM »

MEN IN STUPID LOOKING BOAT DEEMED BASKET CASES!
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