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« on: April 20, 2016, 08:01:24 PM »

 :-))
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Re: At last - an Ergonomic Keyboard for Pirates.
« Reply #1 on: April 20, 2016, 10:01:50 PM »

That is the funniest thing I have seen for ages! Thankyou Nemo, you lengthen lives with your humour.
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Re: At last - an Ergonomic Keyboard for Pirates.
« Reply #2 on: April 20, 2016, 10:10:28 PM »

I don't get it !.

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Re: At last - an Ergonomic Keyboard for Pirates.
« Reply #3 on: April 20, 2016, 10:51:16 PM »

Thank you Ian.
Q.  I take it you know how much it costs a Pirate to have a gold ear-ring fitted?

A. - A buck an ear.

Bob.  :-))
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Re: At last - an Ergonomic Keyboard for Pirates.
« Reply #4 on: April 20, 2016, 10:57:04 PM »

Corsair = Pirate

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Re: At last - an Ergonomic Keyboard for Pirates.
« Reply #5 on: April 21, 2016, 08:49:22 AM »

Shouldn't that be "Aaarrrggonomic"?
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Re: At last - an Ergonomic Keyboard for Pirates.
« Reply #6 on: April 21, 2016, 09:23:05 PM »

THAT IT SHOULD BE SHIPMAYTE! AVAST YE!

I wonder why they put the AVAST key up in the left corner? That detail cracked me up {-)
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Re: At last - an Ergonomic Keyboard for Pirates.
« Reply #7 on: May 02, 2016, 06:44:49 PM »

 O0

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Re: At last - an Ergonomic Keyboard for Pirates.
« Reply #8 on: May 02, 2016, 07:43:20 PM »

 {-) {-) {-) {-) :-)) You have to love Pirates.
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Re: At last - an Ergonomic Keyboard for Pirates.
« Reply #9 on: May 03, 2016, 10:28:01 PM »

Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!  :-))

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Re: At last - an Ergonomic Keyboard for Pirates.
« Reply #10 on: May 04, 2016, 10:31:42 PM »

Avast ye, these jokes gets betterer and betterer. Yer smart as fresh paint.
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Re: At last - an Ergonomic Keyboard for Pirates.
« Reply #11 on: May 05, 2016, 09:05:38 AM »

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Re: At last - an Ergonomic Keyboard for Pirates.
« Reply #12 on: May 05, 2016, 05:00:11 PM »

 ;)
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Re: At last - an Ergonomic Keyboard for Pirates.
« Reply #13 on: May 05, 2016, 07:14:53 PM »

Even got the tee-shirt ...


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« Reply #14 on: May 05, 2016, 08:17:27 PM »

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Re: At last - an Ergonomic Keyboard for Pirates.
« Reply #15 on: May 05, 2016, 11:11:25 PM »

Nooooo! Don't flick the Parrot. The cartoon of the over accessorised (?) Pirate reminds me of Inspector Cleuseau disguised as an pold fisherman with his leaky inflatable parrot!
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Re: At last - an Ergonomic Keyboard for Pirates.
« Reply #16 on: May 06, 2016, 09:59:44 AM »

Nooooo! Don't flick the Parrot. The cartoon of the over accessorised (?) Pirate reminds me of Inspector Cleuseau disguised as an pold fisherman with his leaky inflatable parrot!
"Thar she blows" as the inflated parrot made its bid for freedom.


I do hope that we can keep this going until September 19th.
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« Reply #17 on: May 06, 2016, 12:04:54 PM »

 :-))
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Re: At last - an Ergonomic Keyboard for Pirates.
« Reply #18 on: May 08, 2016, 10:22:03 AM »

 :-)
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Re: At last - an Ergonomic Keyboard for Pirates.
« Reply #19 on: May 08, 2016, 04:23:32 PM »

Pirate Humour
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Re: At last - an Ergonomic Keyboard for Pirates.
« Reply #20 on: May 08, 2016, 05:49:59 PM »

I love the pirate door catch! I want one of those:O)
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Re: At last - an Ergonomic Keyboard for Pirates.
« Reply #21 on: May 08, 2016, 09:22:30 PM »

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« Reply #22 on: May 08, 2016, 10:20:18 PM »

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Re: At last - an Ergonomic Keyboard for Pirates.
« Reply #23 on: May 08, 2016, 10:24:49 PM »

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Re: At last - an Ergonomic Keyboard for Pirates.
« Reply #24 on: May 09, 2016, 08:19:24 PM »

AVAST YE LANDLUBBIN TEACHER! I can't work it out!
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