Model Boat Mayhem
Mess Deck: General Section => Humour => Topic started by: Nemo on April 20, 2016, 08:01:24 pm
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That is the funniest thing I have seen for ages! Thankyou Nemo, you lengthen lives with your humour.
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I don't get it !.
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Thank you Ian.
Q. I take it you know how much it costs a Pirate to have a gold ear-ring fitted?
A. - A buck an ear.
Bob. :-))
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Corsair = Pirate
Colin
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Shouldn't that be "Aaarrrggonomic"?
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THAT IT SHOULD BE SHIPMAYTE! AVAST YE!
I wonder why they put the AVAST key up in the left corner? That detail cracked me up {-)
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Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! :-))
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Avast ye, these jokes gets betterer and betterer. Yer smart as fresh paint.
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(http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s161/jaymac_port/Pirate_zpsv9j7lwjj.jpg) (http://s152.photobucket.com/user/jaymac_port/media/Pirate_zpsv9j7lwjj.jpg.html)
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Even got the tee-shirt ...
(http://www.sol.me.uk/misc/pirate.jpg)
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Nooooo! Don't flick the Parrot. The cartoon of the over accessorised (?) Pirate reminds me of Inspector Cleuseau disguised as an pold fisherman with his leaky inflatable parrot!
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Nooooo! Don't flick the Parrot. The cartoon of the over accessorised (?) Pirate reminds me of Inspector Cleuseau disguised as an pold fisherman with his leaky inflatable parrot!
"Thar she blows" as the inflated parrot made its bid for freedom.
I do hope that we can keep this going until September 19th.
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Pirate Humour
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I love the pirate door catch! I want one of those:O)
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AVAST YE LANDLUBBIN TEACHER! I can't work it out!
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Avast ye swabs
http://www.talklikeapirate.com/piratehome.html
Keith
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AVAST YE LANDLUBBIN TEACHER! I can't work it out!
I'll tell you when I[size=78%]'m in the AREA [/size] :-))
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Shouldn't that be an AHHGHRea?
Or is that a pirates favorite kind of song?
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A pirate captain goes up to his first mate after a raid on a coastal village;
"A good haul I hope" says the captain.
"I'm afraid not captain," replied the first mate. "I think we picked a poor village to raid," he continued.
"What!" exclaimed the captain, "How much money did you get?"
"All we found were a few copper coins," replied the first mate.
"Did you try the church? Did they have any fine tapestries or Holy treasures?" asked the Captain.
"All we got was a wooden altar," replied the first mate.
"What about the farms?" asked the captain. "Did they have any animals we can eat, or sell at market?"
"One donkey" replied the first mate.
"One donkey!" exclaimed the Captain.
"Aaaargh" replied the first mate, and he continued .................
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"It was the only bray in the pillage."
Arrrrrgh
Jimmy
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Nope don't get it {:-{ Only Bray in the Pillage? OH!!!!!!! Now I do :}
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ARRRGH!
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'You there, that man! What is that metal thing swinging around on a ropes end from the rigging?'
'It's a Hook Captain'. ;D
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Hmm?
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Tools-arrrrr-Us?-
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Excellent! I like the Pyrites of the Carribean image!!
The Swiss army hook looks very useful!!!
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Captain Loofah Sponge!!!!!!!!!!!!!! {-) {-) {-) {-) {-) {-) {-) {-) That tickled me!!!! :} You are a star Nemo, you really are.
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Well, how about this IAN? :-))
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:} That'll be the pink wind sock then ARRRR!
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There are so many!!!!!
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Ha ha, people and their fertile imaginations! Carri-bean!!!
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'Avast ye at the back, stop flicking weevils at me you swab!'
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Pi rrrrrrr squared
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Ships plumber! There are so many variations on a theme and all are funny. That loofah one still tickles me!!
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There are some very skilled and witty cartoonists out there. Thanks for sharing these Nemo:O)
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Thank YOU Ian. :-))
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Are you one of the cartonnists? If so I bow before your bottomless wit:OD
That suited 'Pirate' reminds me of the sequence in Meaning of Life where office blocks sail the highstreets and attack each other for glory and files:O)
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They get betterer:O) I always did wonder at the reasoning behind burying treasure. I mean a pirate will always look like a pirate so hoping for plastic surgery to be invented some time before you are too old to recover your loot isn't wise.
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...I always did wonder at the reasoning behind burying treasure. I mean a pirate will always look like a pirate so hoping for plastic surgery to be invented some time before you are too old to recover your loot isn't wise.
Hide your loot, and you won't have to stump up when it is your round at the bar. %)
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I hope the ex pirate's leg is termite proofed.
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{-) {-) {-) I never imagined that Pirates would be such a rich vein for humour.
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{-) {-) {-) I never imagined that Pirates would be such a rich vein for humour.
Not aaarrrf!
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Must have been good for foot-rot! :-))
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What a nightmarish sight! Quick, for the love of all that glitters attire ye self:O) As a study, that is quite clever as it really does disarm (and leg) the pirate's reputation.
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I am starting to believe that Nemo may have sourced a first edition of "Complete World Encyclopedia of Pirate Joke Cartoons" . . . .
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Yes Bob....and probably the only copy ever offered for sale O0...............Derek
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Oh Ye swabs of little faith! %%
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Yes Bob....and probably the only copy ever offered for sale O0...............Derek
Derek - I would sell you a copy, but it's knot for sail. ;D
Bob.
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All good fun Nemo... {-) ...... Derek
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Bonus! :-))
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I could imagine a really stoopid pirate putting his left foot there:O)
I liked the one with the dissapointed 'Walking the plankee'!
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(http://www.kappit.com/img/pics/201405_1810_ebhcb_sm.jpg)
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Ask the Moderator?
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I honestly LOL'd at that! {-) {-) I live opposite a row of bungalows containing quite a few of them - some nearly a hundred years old. ok2
PS: Heard about the German pirate bosun who got the sack for using a cat o' nein tails? :D
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Groan!!!!!!!! :-))
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Groan? I learned today that Noah was the first ever pirate. He built an Aaaaaaark. %) The first animals to board in alphabetical order were Mr & Mrs Aaaaardvaaaark!
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Friends, Romans ............ :-))
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I saw that last one a while back and thought it funny enough to attach.
I will have a look at the method to do this. Very funny by the way isn't it! (Well both are :-) )
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There's always one show off eh? It would be extra funny if he had a wooden leg and got the foot caught in a knot hole!!!
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Repeating yourself AAARRRGH MR NEMO >>:-(
Too much grog methinks :embarrassed:
Ned
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Trust you Ned! %) Just my little test of your memories. Glad you watch though, otherwise I am wasting it! ok2
To make up for it ..............
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Like Dads Army, it is good to have repeats of classic things:O)
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Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr lad, thankee! Strange how spellcheck does not like 'Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr' s? :}
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Fret EEE Not Cap'n. Get EE scribblin to entertain us swabs.
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I am starting to believe that Nemo may have sourced a first edition of "Complete World Encyclopedia of Pirate Joke Cartoons" . . . .
I'm not sure when but I believe he's changed his avatar to match.
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Getting harder to find 'em troops!
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Its making sure not to repeat they Cap'n. You are doing fine, smart as paint :-))
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Pi Aaaaaar squared Got it now ?
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Not quite Pirate; however a Pirate may need ...
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Spare slaves and human rights, Pirate style:O) Like it lots!!!
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(http://pre08.deviantart.net/3905/th/pre/f/2013/179/a/0/grammar_pirate_by_scottclarkart-d6b32e6.jpg)
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Ned
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Punctuationrates!
Very droll cartoon:O)
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One of the best yet. ok2
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Pirate Technology
(http://www.commonsenseevaluation.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/Pirate-Technolgy.jpg)
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That one with the very badly off pirate was a killer! The Uncle Albert of Pirates methinks!
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(http://www.cartertoons.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/plank_safetynet.jpg)
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{-) {-) {-) {-) Safety net. Rather takes the sting out of piracy doesn't it.
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I'll transition yer plan with my Cutlass you jelly legged swab-by the peg on my leg!
ARRRRGH!
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(http://www.mordantorange.com/images/comics/misc/piratecollar.gif)
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How topical of you Mr nemo! The old Somalian piracy business has been quiet in the news of late. I assume they still do it.
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OH aaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! M8Y ok2
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Today's swashbuckler. R.
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"Thar she blows" as the inflated parrot made its bid for freedom.
I do hope that we can keep this going until September 19th.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pN7nmzuvNc
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Talk_Like_a_Pirate_Day
Three score less five days to go and the the counting down do be progressing, but slowly.
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We be markin' the days, me 'ansom!
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ARRR, with carfull rationing, we be able to keep it up till the day of appointment.
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'Eggcellent Yolk!!!!' Thanks for sharing that Cleauseu scene, it always make me laugh so much.
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Urrgh
Should have gone to Ebony Legs %%
Ned
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The downside of being a Pirate in Canada; the land of the Beaverssssssssss.
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Hi Rick - have you got a pair of these? %%
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UrrghShould have gone to Ebony Legs %% Ned
Don't you mean Legsavers? {-)
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Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr?
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That sort of accesseroizin puts the trezure chest at risk lads! FEED HE TO THE SHARKS ARRGGH!
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'Shaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrks? Arrrrrr!
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Even in the far future (of it's Galaxy) wooden legs were still derigeur for all types of Pirates:O)
Mind you, even Luke gets to walk the plank in Episode 6!!!!
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That first Pirate would be off his trolley staying in piracy!
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Whats a Pirates favorite cookie - Ships Ahoy
Why are Pirates called pirates? They just Arrrrrgh
only 2 clean ones I can think of off the top of my head
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Pirate Toast (real; not a joke);
https://www.burntimpressions.com/stock-toast.php?category=fun&page=5
https://www.burntimpressions.com/
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A TOAST ...............................
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Pirate Toast (real; not a joke);
https://www.burntimpressions.com/stock-toast.php?category=fun&page=5 (https://www.burntimpressions.com/stock-toast.php?category=fun&page=5)
https://www.burntimpressions.com/ (https://www.burntimpressions.com/)
Would that be toast and M-aarrgh-mite for breakfast then matey?
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Would that be toast and M-aarrgh-mite for breakfast then matey?
Wait for it.......................do I get a prize for marrrmarrrrlade ?
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Naarrrrgh,
I be sendin the crew round
to maarrrmalize you and
maarrrinade the remains :D
Ned
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I tell ee,
Maarrrghmite be taarrgh for me
pigtail ;D
Ned
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MaaaaaaarrrrrrMite ??????????? M80
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My Mississ keeps asking, 'Why do you keep saying in your sleep, 'Aaaaaaarrrrrr' when other people snore ? %% I always reply that my father was very tall and his name was John!
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All this parleyin on Marrrrrmite be makin me hungry fer vittles.
Where are them crackers and cheese? (no weevils mind:O)!
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All this talk of rrrrrrrrrrrrrr's...make it very difficult cause there ain't no rrrrrrrrrrr sound in our National treat :P :P.......Derek
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Veg-arrgh-mite :-))
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All this parleyin on Marrrrrmite be makin me hungry fer vittles.
Where are them crackers and cheese? (no weevils mind:O)!
Just give the ship's biscuit a good tap me ansome,
all the weevils they run out.
Ned
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Presumably one pair lasts twice as long? {-) %% :embarrassed: %%
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arrr - I remember it well, russel (crows nest) in that there film with the joke about the lesser of two wevills.
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AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! YUMMY! Plento o' extra protein mateys - get it down ye swabs and wash the taste away with a swally o' grog!
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Hm, I could not get on with Vegemite and prefer the wholesome nourishment of our Marmite. Toasted cheese and marmite sadwich? Cuisine extraordinaire (or should that be 'Extraordinarrrgh!'
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;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)...Arrrrrrrrrrrrrr....MarmiteClear....good food for Pyrites. :-))............................ Derek
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;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ...Arrrrrrrrrrrrrr....MarmiteClear....good food for Pyrites. :-)) ............................ Derek
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Triploons and clear Marmite! I loves it :-)
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or 'I'm staying in and doin me arrrrrrr'
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A nose patch. I would never have thought of that!!!!
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'And then Hop it!!!!!!!!'
This was in refereence to the cartoon with the annoyed wife in but the quoted post did not include the cartoon!
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I like the child's pirate T-shirt! Quite educational as well.
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nemo's cat scratching post
just change the cat for a dog and a cocked leg, now that's funny as rot sets in
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One of the best here ........... {-) {-) %%
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More symetrical!!! Very Haaaargsh:O)
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Jokes are getting a bit patchy!
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Still patchy - so ......................... O0
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R.I.P Kenny Baker
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That's a good one!
Colin
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{ only seven Mayhem Posts in five hours, and four of them are mine}
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I've seen more meat on a butchers pencil.
Jerry.
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It's a repeat of one on Page 4 - not that it helps her! O0
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Still patchy! :embarrassed:
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Pirate has always been 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286
plus a little bit more.
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ARRRGH that it be Aye.
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Pirate has always been 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286
plus a little bit more.
Indeed, me hearties. That one will go on and on......
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Do pi-rates navigate by pie-charts I wonder? ;)
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Do pi-rates navigate by pie-charts I wonder? ;)
No,
Arrghstro Navigation ;D ;D
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There always be one smart arrrrghse!
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I'd better not copy it but in today's paper there is a cartoon of a pirate with eyepatch, hook and peg leg in a bar addressing th barman:
" Do I look like a man who bothers about safe levels of alcohol?"
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Due to his self-inflicted mania for seeking out silly pirate cartoons etc, Nemo has acquired a hull which is intended, in time, to become a replica of the type of vessel manned by some of the rogues seen in this thread. He is seeking a suitably bloodthirsty and frightening name for his ship and would welcome suggestions - anything other than 'Black Pearl'. Thankee mateys, arrrrr! :-))
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TAAARHtanic?
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TAAARHtanic?
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In similar vein:
Bismaaarrrck
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What about;
"Mayhem-Arrrk"
"RC-Arrrk"
"Arrrks Folly"
"Nemo's Arrrk"
"Nemo's RC-Arrrk"
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Pugwash had the "Black Pig"
Captain Pigheart had the "Grim "illigitimate"" - somewhere in here - https://captainpigheart.com/tag/ignatius-pigheart/
Sadly, the spelling morality checker changed the name, but a decent thesaurus should provide aid in the matter.
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The Black Gerbil?
Esmerelda?? (Captain Nemo's Seal in the films)
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KEEP 'EM COMIN' MATEYS!! NOT ENOUGH YET!
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Paaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrots!!!
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What does a Pirate treat his sore bottom with?
AARSEcream.
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I hear that Blackbeard was partial to boiled beef and caaaaaarrrrrrots. O0
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I think I have it! 'The Skreaming Skull' and logo for the sail.
I then asked the wife what she thought of it! Actually, she has the same look when I bring home another new kit! {-)
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Madam, please control yourself, it's only the pirate's wooden leg.
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Scary boat - paint it pink and call it "Christine" - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O08w8CegEeg
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Perhaps Cap'n Nemo, your sailing ship could be named Nemarrsis? It and your harrty band of brigands will then be unconquerable!
Trevor
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Nemesis?
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Nemesis?
arr, that be right, Nemarsis a daughter of Oceana(rrr),
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Gotta be the Aarrgo :}
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Nemesis?
More like NEMOSIS, Colin! ok2 (Sounds like a disease! {-))
*Just had a thought! NEMO reversed is OMEN - hmmmm!
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'Where did they blasted matches go?....... Remind me not to pat my pockets lads ARRGH that smarts!!'
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One for the original pirates!
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'An not the left one neither pretty maid'
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Well, at least he is OK for a pair of gloves! :-))
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Classic!
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Ahaaarrrrrrh! - Don't ye be forgettin' now - or else!!
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Well now shipmates, I comes with my own prop(s) and I has a lot of experience like.
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14,900views!!!! Pirates must be popular. Robert Newton deserves a posthumous medal! O0 O0 O0
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Pirate shirt!
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6 Days to go ye swabs!!! AARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
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Pirate Hip hop/ARRRRGH and B stars:
Pirate Daddy
ARRRRRGH! Kelly
Swab Doggy Dogg
Kan'EE West Indies (On the Spanish Main)
Fresh (As paint) Prince O'BelARRRRGH!
Tupac ShakARRRGH!
BigEE ARRRGH THAT EE BEE Smalls
SugARRRRRGH! Hill Gang
Del AAAAARGH! Soul
Jennifer Lopez (ER with EE big ARRRRRGHs!)
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An that be one too much Ye swab! Ratatouille don't have real rats in you magey bilge rat ye!!!
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ARRRGH, but we were thinking the Teddy bear flag might put the target ship in a calmer mood.
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The joke is nobody knows what it spells when I fly this hoist on the 19th of September.
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International Talk Like a Pirate Day (ITLAPD, September 19) is a parodic holiday created in 1995 by John Baur (Ol' Chumbucket) and Mark Summers (Cap'n Slappy), of Albany, Oregon, U.S., who proclaimed September 19 each year as the day when everyone in the world should talk like a pirate.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iewv4v8CLlU (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iewv4v8CLlU)
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Aye! That it be todaaaye.
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Well scupper me futtocks and slap me in chains, I been a -sailin' in them queer waters of Norfolk fer a week and missed bein' on 'ere to talk like this, but I did frighten a few in Wroxham harhar! Never did find a decent lookin' broad tho'!AAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!
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I was too busy thinking of getting a tyre replaced and seeing a friend off to remember talk like a Pirate day. I am ashamed:O(
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Then get plucking you Plucking Parrot AVAST YE!
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A pirate goes to the doctor to get the moles checked on his back. The doctor says, "There's nothing to worry about, they're benign."
The pirate looks at him surprised and says... "Shiver me timbers! When I spied them in me looking glass this morning, there be only 3!”
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The captain looked 'daggers' at the fellow next to him at the bar. He mumbled dagers as well.
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Tea, Rum and Doillies:O)
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Hope this isn't as sensitive as other types of humour on here..........
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Arrgh Nemo, I came across ye thread a few moons back an I af te say I Arrgh been gigglin' I be likin' especially the computer keyboard. I really did laugh out loud. Who would have thought that so many pirate jokes were knocking about? Well done, a most different thread. U2
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:-)) Arrrr, thankee matey. I 'preesheates yer likeins! They be getting hard to find these days, like doubloons are! Arr.
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The joke is nobody knows what it spells when I fly this hoist on the 19th of September.
Ken/Landlocked
Be that Arrrrrrrrkansas ?
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Every day should be talk like a pirate day! Even if you are an undertaker! {-)
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Now where be my Matalan loyalty cARRRGHd!?
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Now where be my Matalan loyalty cARRRGHd!?
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Posh pirates use Marrghs & Sparrghs of course.
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Or Haaarrrodds :D :D
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PIRATE RN funny this time.
How nice of those crew to make model boats for their officers!
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Brill! I like the Pirate Turtle idea even if it was not a success:O)
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Arrrrr, no joke Mateys - I spied this 'ansom feller at Pompey Docks today. Din't say much tho' - too much grog I reckoned arrr!
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I see someone "pirated" his sword and hand.
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1208199/Shiver-PC-timbers-World-pirate-walk-plank-contest-forced-prove-sea-safe.html
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Before ye takes the plunge, can ye do a risk assessment? Hand out the Hi-Vis tunics lads, we must be visible!
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ARRGH ye damned greedy Parrit! I told ye to share it with us swabs. Fry he for the sharks lads! ARRRRGH!!
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ARRRRGH, less oh the Oil of Ulay there shipmate! He needs a touch more MascARRRRRGHa there!
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What would I do without you Ian? {-)
Now where did I put the next one ar?
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I think the bottom of the barrel may be approaching - but there's still the odd
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Due to his self-inflicted mania for seeking out silly pirate cartoons etc, Nemo has acquired a hull which is intended, in time, to become a replica of the type of vessel manned by some of the rogues seen in this thread. He is seeking a suitably bloodthirsty and frightening name for his ship and would welcome suggestions - anything other than 'Black Pearl'. Thankee mateys, arrrrr! :-))
Here she be - slow goin' as other ships on the go. My late Auntie Mary Black would be tickled to see how I named my new ship heehee! Hull cost me a tenner and she is all scratch from the scrap bin. Fitted her with (shock-horror) a motor, as I want the kids to 'ave a go and the sails will be furled less we 'ave embarrassin' incerdents har! I'm lookin' fer some wee skeletons fer my crew - get it?? BTW, plank is made and waitin' fer use! :-))
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I think the bottom of the barrel may be approaching - but there's still the odd diamond dubloon in there :-))
If I can find 'em!!!!!!!!! O0 Come on you lubbers! Or maybe you'd like to have a close look at the keel?
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Welcome aboard matey! Thems some fine laughin vittles Hercules!
Well shivver me timbers Cap'n, that tub is a fine memorial to her memory/May she sail in peace except when the little nippers runs her a ground or against other ships ARRRRRGH the ignomy:O)
Yer doin fine Cap'n, the barrel's barely broached.
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BE THIS PYRATES O' PENZANCE OR CUTTHROATS O' CROYDON?
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Thinking about it, I suppose a true pirate would get through a few wooden legs in his time as the ends wore out.
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I need a course of Ronseal and an injection of 'Start you b.a.s.t.a.r.d' to flush the little buggers out.
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If the bloke gets caught in that cutout then does that count as a fail and he can go back aboard ship?
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If the bloke gets caught in that cutout then does that count as a fail and he can go back aboard ship?
Not if his bulk gets caught in the cut-out!
This one is very clever!>>>>>>>>>>>>> {-) {-)
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He mistook Parrot for a Carrot! Mind you it might help him see a rich treasure ship in the dark? Like an organic Night vision device?
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I love the penguins! You have to look closely to see the gist of the humour. I like more subtle cartoons!!!!!
Excellent find Cap'n RRRRRR!
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Here's more subtle! ok2
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For the little-'uns, Black Mary sets sail tomorrow! Arrrr! :-))
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AVAST YE Jack! Load the pipe weld shell and dissolve the enemy ship! Cap'n, the cannon is gummed up.
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AVAST YE! PUT THAT FIRE OUT!!!!! YER DAMP SWAB, A NAKED FLAME COULD BURN MY SHIP TO THE WATERLINE. YER MANGY DOLT!
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Make mine a pint of AdvocARRRRGH missy and make it sharpish. 'I'll put angestura in it then zur'.
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Don't get bitten by the Loan Sharks ye swab! ARRRRGH, AVAST YE!!!
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I think he needs a new leg as well! Good cartoon:O)
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ARRR captain Nemo - I see some here are dirty pirating scurvy rotters are pirating some of your previous offerings - make them walk the digital plank.
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Tis good to see them again, like seeing Westward HO! after five years sailing the main fer spanish gold ARRGH!
Keep comin' and we can keep bein daft:O)
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ARRR captain Nemo - I see some here are dirty pirating scurvy rotters are pirating some of your previous offerings - make them walk the digital plank.
Yaaaarrgh! I been watchin' 'im!! Pirates don't like repeatin' themselves so I might let him take a close look at me keel from under me ship - me old mate Long John has plenty o' rope for a-hangin' and a-haulin'!
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Avast! BLACK MARY was spotted off Eastbourne today. No lives were lost and no booty was seized - yet! A few swans were slightly annoyed though.Arrrrrgg!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arxBlXZH11k
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But he could always find his RRRRRRRRRR!
Your Ship Black Mary is as smart as fresh paint Cap'n, I'll stake my last sovereign on it.
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Ye should ave saved that'n fer Christmas Cap'n. Keep yer powder dry Avast ye!
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As you 'LEGO' of the black Mary she speed off like she had seen the RN, wow what speed and with no sail, what she got, feet like a swan and paddles like fury underwater {-)
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{-) You noticed! My Pirate Queen, Black Mary, who skippers this fine vessel is a very sly pirate indeed. Far ahead of her time, she invented the steam engine which she keeps disguised and out of sight below. When spotted by some poor merchantman, he will make haste to get away from BM, but to no avail as she piles on the coal and catches up with him in no time. You could say she was the first 'Q'-ship! O0 No flies on our Mary! :-))
*BTW, no LEGO was used in the crew of BM! <*<
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Aye - well being a scurvy dog meself - I had to insult you didn I, yo ho ho and bottle of milkshake {-)
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Now I was a LEGO fan as a child but appreciate the play value of Playmobil. They make a new pirate ship every few years IIRC, so you could have a Pirate fleet Cap'n.
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The Black Mary's scurvy mutineers jumped ship from HMS Playmobil in my attic arrrr! Royal Navy be searchin' for them now off the River Plate where they were headin' after Eastbourne. They like a bit o' sun them do, arrrrrrrrr.