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Mess Deck: General Section => Humour => Topic started by: Colin Bishop on July 12, 2018, 06:29:06 pm

Title: Newsflash!
Post by: Colin Bishop on July 12, 2018, 06:29:06 pm

It has been reported that the sound of 'We can work it out' has been heard at the US Ambassador's London residence following the arrival of Donald Trump.

This is believed to refer to the efforts of White House staff to facilitate the extraction of the broomstick which has been inserted into the President's primary communication orifice as part of the protests against his visit.

There has as yet been no official comment but high pitched Tweets are expected imminently.

Title: Re: Newsflash!
Post by: Liverbudgie2 on July 12, 2018, 07:14:47 pm

I thought that this kind of puerile nonsense was banned on here <*<

LB

Title: Re: Newsflash!
Post by: Colin Bishop on July 12, 2018, 07:23:47 pm

You could well be right LB. Sorry if I have inpugned your hero!

Title: Re: Newsflash!
Post by: TheLongBuild on July 12, 2018, 08:06:16 pm

Potus rules  :-))

Title: Re: Newsflash!
Post by: Stavros on July 12, 2018, 08:24:32 pm

MMMM Very a political biased comment Mr Bishop TUT TUT and there I thought this type of posting was banned and to be honest with you NOT AT ALL FUNNY






Dave

Title: Re: Newsflash!
Post by: TheLongBuild on July 12, 2018, 09:19:08 pm

Unlike our pm least he would have told Merkel and co where they could go over Brexit.
Boris for PM....

Title: Re: Newsflash!
Post by: Colin Bishop on July 12, 2018, 09:27:06 pm

Boris Becker?

Title: Re: Newsflash!
Post by: Netleyned on July 12, 2018, 09:33:24 pm

Quote from: Colin Bishop on July 12, 2018, 09:27:06 pm

Boris Becker?

Thought he invented a super rudder :D :D :D
Ned

Title: Re: Newsflash!
Post by: Colin Bishop on July 12, 2018, 09:44:00 pm

In a broom cupboard I believe....

Title: Re: Newsflash!
Post by: TheLongBuild on July 12, 2018, 09:46:11 pm

Only one Boris and it ain't Becker.

Title: Re: Newsflash!
Post by: derekwarner on July 12, 2018, 10:41:41 pm

I didn't realise that Beatles song lyrics were banned here on MBM  :kiss:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qyclqo_AV2M

Title: Re: Newsflash!
Post by: Martin (Admin) on July 13, 2018, 02:04:06 am

 
https://www.msn.com/en-ca/entertainment/music/news/donald-trump-arrived-in-the-uk-to-the-tune-of-the-beatles-we-can-work-it-out/ar-AAzZJL8

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/uk-44807972

https://www.nme.com/news/donald-trump-arrives-uk-beatles-classic-can-work-2353412

Title: Re: Newsflash!
Post by: Baldrick on July 13, 2018, 09:41:05 am

  If the incumbent at No 10 has used the handle of her domestic sweeping implement for purposes it was not intended I suppose she will have to fall back on the ministerial car for transport

Title: Re: Newsflash!
Post by: Martin (Admin) on July 13, 2018, 10:06:28 am

 
OK best lock this topic here .....  ok2

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