Where am I? Lately, I've been asking that of myself a lot.
I do know I pay taxes on a lot in McAlester, oklahoma, USA. Easy to find, 90 miles from Tulsa, 90 miles from the Texas/Okla border, 90 miles from Fort Smith. About eight blocks from City Hall. Look for the junk in the yard. Old 'ringer washing machine' for mixing epoxy, large section of vinyl siding off of house from needing sheets of plastic, two large 'Akita's next door (my buddies!), old pickup truck needing work in the drive way. Typical 'redneck' well appointed residence. If I'm not at work I'm usually sitting on the front porch (building area). You'll know me by the 'FBI' cap (Female Body Inspector, so I'm told, still waiting, hasn't worked yet). Visits by appointment only! Tour tickets are sold down at "Rosie's" bar, ask for a window seat. 'Rosie's also sponsors Wednesday NIght wet 'T'-shirt contests (male and female), and semi-profesional nude pool games on Saturday nights (I got extra tickets!).
[if you read anything past the city/state you are too borred, go take a nap.]