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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2075 on: June 12, 2018, 10:16:20 am »

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2076 on: June 13, 2018, 09:38:15 pm »

Oh you wanted a "car boot sale".............not boat sail.... <*<
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2077 on: June 28, 2018, 10:04:52 pm »

 
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2078 on: June 28, 2018, 11:13:59 pm »

there must be an easier way to wash the nose of the plane
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2079 on: June 29, 2018, 01:52:35 am »

The hardest part of the Pilot Agility Test was balancing the fighter jet on its nose in two feet of water.
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2080 on: June 29, 2018, 01:58:08 pm »

Sub hunting in the USA
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2081 on: June 29, 2018, 07:16:07 pm »


It was eventually agreed, the vertical take system needs a minor rethink.
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2082 on: June 30, 2018, 02:24:38 pm »

I used to have a fountain pen you refilled like that
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2083 on: June 30, 2018, 05:46:47 pm »

The Grumman Cougar experienced some brake system issues during carrier qualification.
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2084 on: June 30, 2018, 05:50:08 pm »

All bets on the third wire are off🤣
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2085 on: June 30, 2018, 08:31:51 pm »

Right number 1, when we get over that sub release the plane to puncture the hull as we have run out of torpedos
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2086 on: June 30, 2018, 08:33:25 pm »

Ha Ha Ha - that sub captains going to get a shock when he looks through the periscope, I've manage to balance a plane on it
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2087 on: June 30, 2018, 08:51:02 pm »

I told you to unplug the charging cable...
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2088 on: July 01, 2018, 04:02:30 am »


"Is this really the easiest way to get sea temperatures?!"
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2090 on: July 05, 2018, 12:03:51 pm »


"I'm not convinced of your assurance; "Of course it's Safe!""
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2091 on: July 05, 2018, 01:30:20 pm »

just a bit of light surface rust - nothing to worry about.
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2092 on: July 20, 2018, 08:40:30 pm »



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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2093 on: July 20, 2018, 08:54:08 pm »

The first Sub a roo
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2094 on: July 21, 2018, 03:08:52 am »

Ghost Busters Marine Division goes stealth
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2095 on: July 21, 2018, 03:30:26 am »

My Sister in Law proudly showed her new Mercedes 63 GLI wagon in shiny black with black tinted windows

I suggested to her that it make a great vehicle for the Entourage at a Funeral Parlour.....she did not think my comment was funny

4 months later, my Brother went to a Tire Distributor & asked to have the 22" rear tyres swapped over to the front..... as after 5000km the fronts were scrubbing out on the outers

The salesman said they could not do this ...so yes the front rims were also 22", they were different widths & narrower than the rears

A new 22" tire ...285 R45-22RZR tire was about $700.00 each   {-)

Same applies here
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2097 on: August 06, 2018, 07:17:41 pm »


Professor Calculus experimenting with his new model boat launch robot.

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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2098 on: August 06, 2018, 08:55:47 pm »

“Now, eh was I putting this boat in or taking it out of the water?” %% %)
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Re: Random Caption Competition!
« Reply #2099 on: August 09, 2018, 11:59:44 pm »

Is that plane going down or up?
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