Martin, Martin...Martin. I thought I'd taught you better than this. Pay attention now...ready?
The operational word here is Surfer "GIRL"...you obviously didn't allow enough time between opening the box and placing the craft on the water for the afore mentioned Surfer "GIRL" to apply the required make up, choose which handbag to take with her, do her hair, check her bum didn't look big in that costume, check the previously applied make up again, check around for male admirers (don't you have an Action Man standing about anywhere?) and generally do all the preening that women need to do before even thinking about stepping out of the box, let alone placing a well manicured toe upon a surf board.
Come along now man...get yourself sorted. Promise me you'll try harder, OK?
Rich