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sjoormen
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The Real UK Citizenship Test
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September 09, 2012, 07:11:51 PM »
Well, I apparently am ...... not
http://realcitizenshiptest.co.uk/quiz.php?n=1
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wibplus
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Re: The Real UK Citizenship Test
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September 09, 2012, 10:05:32 PM »
Phew 10/10.
Just made it.
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Re: The Real UK Citizenship Test
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September 10, 2012, 01:25:03 AM »
How annoying, I got 9/10, one wrong but I don't know which one
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Tug---Kenny
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September 10, 2012, 11:27:35 AM »
I got 5/10 and am expecting extradition soon.
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Re: The Real UK Citizenship Test
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September 10, 2012, 11:32:50 AM »
Ken, with our Border "Guards", you will probably qualify for an honour, or at least lots of benefit money
Danny 10/10 (eventually)
The Greek girl "thirsting for knowledge" is a bit obscure. I expect many will only get 9/10 (thinking topically about the Eurozone)!
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rmaddock
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Re: The Real UK Citizenship Test
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September 10, 2012, 12:40:18 PM »
9/10! Which did I get wrong? Should I have laughed at the dropped tray rather than applauded?
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Tug---Kenny
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Re: The Real UK Citizenship Test
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September 10, 2012, 08:42:44 PM »
We learnt that one at Butlins all those years ago.
The cheers were deafening and enjoyable.
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Spook
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Re: The Real UK Citizenship Test
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September 14, 2012, 03:13:41 AM »
Quote from: rmaddock on September 10, 2012, 12:40:18 PM
9/10! Which did I get wrong? Should I have laughed at the dropped tray rather than applauded?
Dunno, I applauded and got 9/10 as well. It's what we do
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September 14, 2012, 09:03:26 AM »
I got 8/10, Ant and Dec were probably wrong, but not sure about the other......
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September 26, 2012, 11:18:56 AM »
Ha, 8 out of ten (whos Ant and Dec ?)
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derekwarner_decoy
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Re: The Real UK Citizenship Test
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September 26, 2012, 11:38:02 AM »
...this is the second time I attempted the test
1. first score was 4/10
2. second attempt was 6/10
I must be getting better....but why should I attempt this mindless test of things that are 22,000 km away........
Am I
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September 28, 2012, 06:10:19 AM »
For an Irishman living in Canada 6 out of 10 is not bad, can I still come for a holiday ?. Mick B.
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Mick B.
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September 28, 2012, 09:43:15 AM »
Better than the PM
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September 28, 2012, 09:55:20 AM »
10/10: Congratulations!
Well done. Tea and scones at 3.30pm. Thanks, Liz x.
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Re: The Real UK Citizenship Test
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October 01, 2012, 09:36:29 PM »
9/10 damn that testicle
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October 02, 2012, 12:30:24 AM »
9/10.
I think it wuz the "sore fingah" on the Chinese fish 'n chips.
Yarpie.
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October 02, 2012, 02:57:26 PM »
it might be fun to come up with ten for Mayhem ........
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