At least the Germans made a go of it,unlike Dear old England
And Scotland could nae de it cos they did nae qualify. (in 2012)
And again and again
And moving on to the World Cup...............
But did you know wullie, The Scottish FA has suggested that perhaps in the future England and Scotland field a joint team. The English FA have responded and made the following statement, “Yes we are completely rubbish, but not that rubbish.”
‘What do you call a Scotsman in the first round of the World Cup?’
Knorr has released a special Scottish football edition – it’s called laughing stock.
‘What have Scottish teams and a three-pin electrical plug got in common?’ They’re both useless in Europe.
What does a Scottish fan do after his team have beat anyone half-decent? Turns off his Playstation 3.
The Scottish team were arrested at Glasgow airport this morning, and charged with impersonating a football team.