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boneash

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50 grayish shades
« on: March 04, 2015, 08:05:14 pm »


 
 
    50 Grayish Shades ...      

       Back and forth . . . . back and forth . . .       In and out . . . . in and out . . . .       A little to the right . . . . a little to the left . . . .       She could feel the sweat on her forehead . . . .      And, trickling down the small of her back . . . .    She was getting near to the end . . . . !!    He was in ecstasy . . . .       With a huge smile on his face as his wife moved . . . .      Forwards then backwards . . . .    Forward then backward . . . .     Again . . . . and, again . . . . !!       Her heart was pounding now . . . .      Her face was flushed . . . .       She moaned . . . . softly at first,       Then began to groan louder . . . .       Finally . . . . Totally exhausted . . . .       She let out a piercing scream . . . .      She shouted . . . . :      

    "OK, OK, you smug b......d, I can't park it . . . .    

      YOU DO IT  !"      
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Colin Bishop

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Re: 50 grayish shades
« Reply #1 on: March 04, 2015, 08:15:13 pm »

I travelled back from France to the UK by Ferry last week.

Just look out of the windows and 50 shades of grey guaranteed.

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Re: 50 grayish shades
« Reply #2 on: March 04, 2015, 09:23:35 pm »



                                          {-)    {-)

You had the team worried there, for a minute.           :-))


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Re: 50 grayish shades
« Reply #3 on: March 04, 2015, 09:31:57 pm »







             Moi.....!!!                                               
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Re: 50 grayish shades
« Reply #4 on: March 09, 2015, 08:06:11 pm »

"Give it to me now and give it to me hard!" she begged.
"Alright" I said, "But I still think a Viennetta's better when it's defrosted."

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Re: 50 grayish shades
« Reply #5 on: March 09, 2015, 08:09:21 pm »

"Get down on your hands and knees and I'll take you to a place you've never been before".


I obeyed, nervously.


This was the strictest satnav ever!!

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Re: 50 grayish shades
« Reply #6 on: March 09, 2015, 08:13:09 pm »

Our first session wasn't a great success!  I asked her to come as Miss Whiplash so she turned with a neck brace and a solicitor!


Those 3 were for DickyD ... I still miss that guy.

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Re: 50 grayish shades
« Reply #7 on: March 10, 2015, 04:00:56 pm »

If you liked those three items look for a copy of "Forty sheds of grey". its a hoot. Or the sequel "Forty sheds damper". {-)
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Re: 50 grayish shades
« Reply #8 on: March 10, 2015, 04:34:43 pm »

Saw the post and thought it was the start of another argument about RN shipside grey {-) {-)

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Re: 50 grayish shades
« Reply #9 on: March 10, 2015, 08:57:38 pm »

Chipmonk, you've been robbed!!  The gags were pinched straight from Fifty Sheds Damper.  Go back and demand your other ten sheds  %%  {-)

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Re: 50 grayish shades
« Reply #10 on: March 10, 2015, 09:53:42 pm »

Danny it is not the size of the shed that matters.  Chipmonk is obviously not a boastfull type of person and probably knows how to use his shed to satisfy his needs. %)   As a matter of fact when I was rebuilding my manned model of HMS Invincible I managed to scrounge 10 gallons of primer and 10 of gloss from a certain Royal Naval Dockyard as used on Her Majesty`s warships.  The number of times I was asked or even told that the colour "wasn't exactly right" amazed me. Well known naval ship modellers throughout the UK were the most likely to query the shade, "too greenish" or too light/dark/glossy etc etc. It really was 50 shades of grey to everyone except the guys in the paint store in Ros..... oops!
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« Reply #11 on: March 12, 2015, 05:26:33 pm »

Hi, One of our club members painted his warship build as he constructed it. When finished it was different shades of grey.
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« Reply #12 on: March 12, 2015, 05:35:21 pm »

Which may well be very accurate Nemesis.  Weather and salt spray and oxidizing alters the colours considerably, just look at some of the ships that have been part painted while in service.  Same paint (usually) but the fresh coats are very obvious.
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