Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
Officer: Sorry but you were speeding.
Woman: Oh, I see.
Officer: Can I see your license please?
Woman: I’d give it to you but I don’t have one.
Officer: Don’t have one?
Woman: Lost it 4 times for drunk driving.
Officer: I see…Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.
Woman: I can’t do that.
Officer: Why not?
Woman: I stole this car.
Officer: Stole it?
Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.
Officer: You what?
Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the boot if you want
to see.
The Officer looks at the woman, slowly backs away to his car, and
calls for back up. Within minutes 15 police cars, Helicopters and the hit squad circle the car.
A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.
Officer 2: Lady, could you step out of your vehicle please!
The woman steps out of her vehicle.
Woman: Is there a problem sir?
Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this
car and murdered the owner and the bits are in the boot.
Woman: Murdered the owner?
Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the boot of your car,
please.
The woman opens the boot, revealing nothing.
Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?
Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.
The first officer is stunned.
Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving
license.
The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and
hands it to the officer. The officer snaps open the clutch purse and
examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.
Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn’t
have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked
up the owner.
Yes and I bet the git said I was speeding as well this is so unfair.