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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2016
« Reply #600 on: December 03, 2016, 01:33:16 pm »

I'm afraid this thread is becoming a bit of an irritant.


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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2016
« Reply #601 on: December 03, 2016, 01:36:21 pm »

but really decadant
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2016
« Reply #602 on: December 03, 2016, 02:32:28 pm »

Beware of the Antipodeans  <*<


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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2016
« Reply #603 on: December 03, 2016, 04:26:09 pm »

I feel an anti-climax is 'imminant'   ;)!
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2016
« Reply #604 on: December 03, 2016, 10:59:33 pm »


Nah it is good bANTer,  O0  O0  O0

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2016
« Reply #605 on: December 04, 2016, 04:56:40 pm »

Might need to take Antihistamine.
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2016
« Reply #606 on: December 04, 2016, 10:53:24 pm »

Nah it is good bANTer,  O0 O0 O0


Says the guy from the Antipodes.
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2016
« Reply #607 on: December 04, 2016, 11:15:59 pm »


What about some antidisestablishmentarianism ?.

Nobody has mentioned that !!.

John.  :-))
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2016
« Reply #608 on: December 04, 2016, 11:22:24 pm »

The sea-going Ants find their way by using a sextant. ;)

....especially the 1st lieutenant.

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2016
« Reply #609 on: December 05, 2016, 04:04:27 am »

What about some antidisestablishmentarianism ?.

Nobody has mentioned that !!.

John.  :-))

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2016
« Reply #610 on: December 05, 2016, 07:14:26 am »

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2016
« Reply #611 on: December 05, 2016, 08:59:27 am »

This subject evokes antipathy.

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2016
« Reply #612 on: December 05, 2016, 03:42:02 pm »

This subject evokes antipathy.
...unless you become a supplicant.

Let's push it across the Atlantic, or maybe the Antarctic, or send it over to Antigua. %%

(is there no end to the possible connotations)

Regards,

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2016
« Reply #613 on: December 05, 2016, 05:54:14 pm »


(is there no end to the possible connotations)


... doesn't seem like it!   :o
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2016
« Reply #614 on: December 05, 2016, 06:12:38 pm »


... doesn't seem like it!   :o




You didn’t ANTicipate all this when you started it!  :o
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2016
« Reply #615 on: December 05, 2016, 06:18:23 pm »


  No.    {-)
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2016
« Reply #616 on: December 05, 2016, 07:43:43 pm »



  No.    {-)




But did lead me to an episode of Black Adder I have never seen " Back and Forth "..  So cheers

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2016
« Reply #617 on: December 05, 2016, 10:59:23 pm »

The only way to stop this is to play the National Anthem.  {-)

...last one from me; condemn this ant malarkey to antiquity  :-X

Pleasant Regards,

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2016
« Reply #618 on: December 06, 2016, 05:02:31 pm »

That is a bit of an anti-climax !  %% O0 %) :-) :-))
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2016
« Reply #619 on: December 06, 2016, 06:23:38 pm »

Do I detect some antipathy?  :police: If so, the antidote is extant! :-))
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2016
« Reply #620 on: December 06, 2016, 07:51:49 pm »

I cant take any more, I just cant.


Apologies to my fellow apostrophe policemen!  :police:   :-)
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2016
« Reply #621 on: December 08, 2016, 09:06:03 pm »

Brilliant!  Woody Allen- Stand up comic: Pets
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1ZSP0jZR08
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2016
« Reply #622 on: December 09, 2016, 04:30:55 pm »

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2016
« Reply #623 on: December 09, 2016, 09:24:47 pm »

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2016
« Reply #624 on: December 10, 2016, 09:15:51 pm »

An Australian travel writer touring Canada was checking out of the Vancouver Hilton, and as he paid his bill said to the manager, "By the way, what's with the Indian chief sitting in the lobby?  He's been there ever since I arrived."   "Oh that's 'Big Chief Forget-me Not'," said the manager.  "The hotel is built on an Indian reservation, and part of the agreement is to allow the chief free use of the premises for the rest of his life.  He is known s 'Big Chief Forget-me Not' because of his phenomenal memory.  He is 92 and can remember the slightest details of his life."
The travel writer took this in, and as he was waiting for his cab decided to put the chief's memory to the test.
  "G'dye, myte!" said the Aussie, receiving only a slight nod in return. "What did you have for breakfast on your
21st birthday?"   "Eggs," was the chief's instant reply, without even looking up, and indeed the Aussie was impressed.
He went off on his travel writing itinerary, right across to the east coast and back, telling others of Big Chief
Forget-Me-Not's great memory.  (One local mentioned to him that 'How' was a more appropriate greeting for an Indian chief than 'G'dye myte.')
On his return to the Vancouver Hilton six months later, he was surprised to see 'Big Chief Forget-me Not' still sitting in the lobby, fully occupied with whittling away on a stick.    "How," said the Aussie.
"Scrambled," said the Chief.
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