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Nemo
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Why is it that?
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November 27, 2015, 02:01:32 pm »
People pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in telescopes to look at things on the ground?
You can be IN a movie, but you can only be ON television.
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Re: Why is it that?
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November 27, 2015, 04:32:04 pm »
Why is it that your nose runs and your feet smell ?
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November 27, 2015, 04:54:35 pm »
You get on a train and in a car
yet you can be both in the bed and on the bed
Try explaining this to a 7 year old who is learning English as a second language
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November 27, 2015, 05:15:43 pm »
If your nose runs and your feet smell, you are upside down.
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Re: Why is it that?
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November 27, 2015, 05:30:25 pm »
wrong numbers are never engaged?
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Re: Why is it that?
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Quote from: CGAux26 on November 27, 2015, 05:15:43 pm
If your nose runs and your feet smell, you are upside down.
Or Antipodean
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Re: Why is it that?
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November 27, 2015, 06:59:05 pm »
.......... we put a man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
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you can sit ln a chalr and on a chair
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you DRIVE in a car, but RIDE on a motorcycle... even though you are "driving" both.
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