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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #125 on: July 15, 2016, 08:45:29 PM »

How topical of you Mr nemo! The old Somalian piracy business has been quiet in the news of late. I assume they still do it.
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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #126 on: July 15, 2016, 09:27:25 PM »

OH aaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! M8Y ok2
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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #127 on: July 16, 2016, 01:06:24 PM »

Today's swashbuckler. R.
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Re: At last - an Ergonomic Keyboard for Pirates.
« Reply #128 on: July 16, 2016, 04:12:08 PM »

"Thar she blows" as the inflated parrot made its bid for freedom.
I do hope that we can keep this going until September 19th.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pN7nmzuvNc
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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #129 on: July 16, 2016, 08:59:59 PM »

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Talk_Like_a_Pirate_Day
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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #130 on: July 17, 2016, 09:22:56 AM »

We be markin' the days, me 'ansom!
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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #131 on: July 17, 2016, 12:36:03 PM »

ARRR, with carfull rationing, we be able to keep it up till the day of appointment.
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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #132 on: July 26, 2016, 08:48:53 PM »

 :o
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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #133 on: July 26, 2016, 10:06:51 PM »

'Eggcellent Yolk!!!!' Thanks for sharing that Cleauseu scene, it always make me laugh so much.

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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #134 on: July 27, 2016, 02:51:38 PM »

 ok2
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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #135 on: July 27, 2016, 06:33:17 PM »

Urrgh
Should have gone to Ebony Legs %%


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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #136 on: July 27, 2016, 07:45:38 PM »

The downside of being a Pirate in Canada; the land of the Beaverssssssssss.
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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #137 on: July 27, 2016, 08:39:43 PM »

Hi Rick - have you got a pair of these?    %%

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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #138 on: July 27, 2016, 08:40:54 PM »

 :-))
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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #139 on: July 27, 2016, 08:43:03 PM »

UrrghShould have gone to Ebony Legs %% Ned

Don't you mean Legsavers?  {-)
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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #140 on: July 28, 2016, 09:00:37 PM »

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr?
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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #141 on: July 28, 2016, 11:14:07 PM »

That sort of accesseroizin puts the trezure chest at risk lads! FEED HE TO THE SHARKS ARRGGH!
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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #142 on: July 29, 2016, 02:52:33 PM »

'Shaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrks? Arrrrrr!
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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #143 on: July 29, 2016, 03:23:57 PM »

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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #144 on: July 29, 2016, 09:33:17 PM »

Even in the far future (of it's Galaxy) wooden legs were still derigeur for all types of Pirates:O)

Mind you, even Luke gets to walk the plank in Episode 6!!!!
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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #145 on: July 30, 2016, 10:56:50 AM »

 :-)
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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #146 on: July 31, 2016, 09:47:19 PM »

 O0
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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #147 on: August 01, 2016, 07:17:41 PM »

 {:-{
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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #148 on: August 01, 2016, 08:00:26 PM »

That first Pirate would be off his trolley staying in piracy!

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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #149 on: August 02, 2016, 12:31:13 PM »

 ok2
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