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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #150 on: August 03, 2016, 12:39:21 AM »

Whats a Pirates favorite cookie -  Ships Ahoy

Why are Pirates called pirates? They just Arrrrrgh

only 2 clean ones  I can think of off the top of my head
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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #151 on: August 03, 2016, 03:37:01 AM »

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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #152 on: August 03, 2016, 06:41:45 PM »

A TOAST  ...............................
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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #153 on: August 04, 2016, 11:03:53 AM »

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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #154 on: August 04, 2016, 01:17:11 PM »

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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #155 on: August 04, 2016, 01:42:56 PM »




Would that be toast and M-aarrgh-mite for breakfast then matey?


Wait for it.......................do I get a prize for marrrmarrrrlade  ?
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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #156 on: August 04, 2016, 03:32:32 PM »

Naarrrrgh,
I be sendin the crew round
to maarrrmalize you and
maarrrinade the remains :D


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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #157 on: August 04, 2016, 03:52:31 PM »

I tell ee,
Maarrrghmite be taarrgh for me
pigtail ;D


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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #158 on: August 04, 2016, 04:34:43 PM »

MaaaaaaarrrrrrMite ??????????? M80  

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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #159 on: August 04, 2016, 04:38:37 PM »

My Mississ keeps asking, 'Why do you keep saying in your sleep, 'Aaaaaaarrrrrr' when other people snore ? %%  I always reply that my father was very tall and his name was John!
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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #160 on: August 04, 2016, 11:39:12 PM »

All this parleyin on Marrrrrmite be makin me hungry fer vittles.

Where are them crackers and cheese? (no weevils mind:O)!
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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #161 on: August 05, 2016, 02:37:38 AM »

All this talk of rrrrrrrrrrrrrr's...make it very difficult cause there ain't no rrrrrrrrrrr sound in our National treat :P :P.......Derek


 
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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #162 on: August 05, 2016, 11:05:01 AM »

Veg-arrgh-mite :-))
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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #163 on: August 05, 2016, 11:56:57 AM »

All this parleyin on Marrrrrmite be makin me hungry fer vittles.

Where are them crackers and cheese? (no weevils mind:O)!
         


Just give the ship's biscuit a good tap me ansome,
all the weevils they run out.


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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #164 on: August 05, 2016, 04:20:52 PM »

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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #165 on: August 05, 2016, 04:21:24 PM »

Presumably one pair lasts twice as long?  {-) %% :embarrassed: %%
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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #166 on: August 05, 2016, 07:59:47 PM »

arrr - I remember it well, russel (crows nest) in that there film with the joke about the lesser of two wevills.
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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #167 on: August 05, 2016, 09:03:04 PM »

AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! YUMMY! Plento o' extra protein mateys - get it down ye swabs and wash the taste away with a swally o' grog!
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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #168 on: August 06, 2016, 07:57:19 PM »

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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #169 on: August 06, 2016, 08:50:18 PM »

Hm, I could not get on with Vegemite and prefer the wholesome nourishment of our Marmite. Toasted cheese and marmite sadwich? Cuisine extraordinaire (or should that be 'Extraordinarrrgh!'
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Re: Pyrite Jokes!
« Reply #170 on: August 06, 2016, 10:54:10 PM »

 ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)...Arrrrrrrrrrrrrr....MarmiteClear....good food for Pyrites. :-))............................ Derek
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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #171 on: August 07, 2016, 01:35:49 PM »

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Re: Pyrite Jokes!
« Reply #172 on: August 07, 2016, 02:49:59 PM »

;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ...Arrrrrrrrrrrrrr....MarmiteClear....good food for Pyrites. :-)) ............................ Derek




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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #173 on: August 07, 2016, 04:18:04 PM »

Triploons and clear Marmite! I loves it  :-)
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« Reply #174 on: August 07, 2016, 06:44:25 PM »

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