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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #175 on: August 08, 2016, 06:55:45 PM »

or 'I'm staying in and doin me arrrrrrr'
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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #176 on: August 08, 2016, 09:35:28 PM »

 :} Don't you mean arrrrrrrrrning?  %%
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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #177 on: August 08, 2016, 09:36:46 PM »

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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #178 on: August 09, 2016, 08:08:00 PM »

A nose patch. I would never have thought of that!!!!
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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #179 on: August 09, 2016, 08:19:48 PM »

 :-))
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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #180 on: August 10, 2016, 02:26:14 PM »

 {-)
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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #181 on: August 11, 2016, 10:49:26 AM »

 O0
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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #182 on: August 11, 2016, 10:18:15 PM »

:-))

'And then Hop it!!!!!!!!'

This was in refereence to the cartoon with the annoyed wife in but the quoted post did not include the cartoon!
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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #183 on: August 11, 2016, 10:20:40 PM »

I like the child's pirate T-shirt! Quite educational as well.
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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #184 on: August 12, 2016, 03:24:35 PM »

 :embarrassed:
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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #185 on: August 12, 2016, 11:23:38 PM »

nemo's cat scratching post

just change the cat for a dog and a cocked leg, now that's funny as rot sets in
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« Reply #186 on: August 13, 2016, 04:06:22 PM »

One of the best here ........... {-) {-) %%
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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #187 on: August 14, 2016, 10:50:38 AM »

More symetrical!!! Very Haaaargsh:O)
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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #188 on: August 14, 2016, 07:45:52 PM »

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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #189 on: August 15, 2016, 02:17:00 PM »

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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #190 on: August 16, 2016, 09:47:12 AM »

Jokes are getting a bit patchy!
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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #191 on: August 16, 2016, 07:45:04 PM »

 :D
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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #192 on: August 17, 2016, 10:24:28 AM »

Still patchy - so ......................... O0

 
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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #193 on: August 17, 2016, 10:54:29 AM »

R.I.P Kenny Baker

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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #194 on: August 17, 2016, 11:08:11 AM »

That's a good one!

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« Reply #195 on: August 17, 2016, 01:22:40 PM »

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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #196 on: August 17, 2016, 03:50:08 PM »




{ only seven Mayhem Posts in five hours, and four of them are mine}
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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #197 on: August 17, 2016, 06:23:26 PM »

I've seen more meat on a butchers pencil.
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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #198 on: August 17, 2016, 09:08:44 PM »

It's a repeat of one on Page 4 - not that it helps her! O0
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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #199 on: August 17, 2016, 09:11:20 PM »

Still patchy!  :embarrassed:
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