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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #200 on: August 17, 2016, 10:08:28 PM »

Pirate has always been 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286
plus a little bit more.
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« Reply #201 on: August 21, 2016, 10:45:25 PM »

ARRRGH that it be Aye.
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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #202 on: August 24, 2016, 12:18:45 PM »

Pirate has always been 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286
plus a little bit more.


Indeed, me hearties. That one will go on and on......
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« Reply #203 on: August 25, 2016, 01:01:35 PM »

Do pi-rates navigate by pie-charts I wonder? ;)
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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #204 on: August 25, 2016, 01:48:58 PM »

Do pi-rates navigate by pie-charts I wonder? ;)


No,


Arrghstro Navigation  ;D ;D


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« Reply #205 on: August 25, 2016, 05:59:53 PM »

Ooh that sounds painful!  %%
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« Reply #206 on: August 26, 2016, 01:05:21 PM »

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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #207 on: August 26, 2016, 10:33:43 PM »

There always be one smart arrrrghse!
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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #208 on: August 27, 2016, 10:09:02 AM »

I'd better not copy it but in today's paper there is a cartoon of a pirate with eyepatch, hook and peg leg in a bar addressing th barman:

" Do I look like a man who bothers about safe levels of alcohol?"

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« Reply #209 on: August 27, 2016, 10:15:32 PM »

Due to his self-inflicted mania for seeking out silly pirate cartoons etc, Nemo has acquired a hull which is intended, in time, to become a replica of the type of vessel manned by some of the rogues seen in this thread. He is seeking a suitably bloodthirsty and frightening name for his ship and would welcome suggestions - anything other than 'Black Pearl'.  Thankee mateys, arrrrr!  :-))
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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #210 on: August 27, 2016, 10:26:58 PM »

TAAARHtanic?
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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #211 on: August 27, 2016, 10:39:17 PM »

TAAARHtanic?
:-)

In similar vein:
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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #212 on: August 27, 2016, 11:11:23 PM »

What about;

"Mayhem-Arrrk"

"RC-Arrrk"

"Arrrks Folly"

"Nemo's Arrrk"

"Nemo's RC-Arrrk"
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« Reply #213 on: August 28, 2016, 07:39:18 AM »

Pugwash had the "Black Pig"
Captain Pigheart had the "Grim "illigitimate"" - somewhere in here - https://captainpigheart.com/tag/ignatius-pigheart/
Sadly, the spelling morality checker changed the name, but a decent thesaurus should provide aid in the matter.
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« Reply #214 on: August 28, 2016, 08:19:04 PM »

The Black Gerbil?

Esmerelda?? (Captain Nemo's Seal in the films)
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« Reply #215 on: August 28, 2016, 08:49:58 PM »

KEEP 'EM COMIN' MATEYS!! NOT ENOUGH YET!

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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #216 on: August 28, 2016, 08:51:42 PM »

Paaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrots!!!
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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #217 on: August 29, 2016, 12:08:54 AM »

Arrrd v ark
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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #218 on: August 29, 2016, 12:12:43 AM »

What does a Pirate treat his sore bottom with?

AARSEcream.
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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #219 on: August 29, 2016, 07:59:49 PM »

I hear that Blackbeard was partial to boiled beef and caaaaaarrrrrrots.  O0
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« Reply #220 on: August 29, 2016, 08:08:59 PM »

I think I have it!  'The Skreaming Skull' and logo for the sail.

I then asked the wife what she thought of it!  Actually, she has the same look when I bring home another new kit!  {-)
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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #221 on: August 29, 2016, 08:42:08 PM »

Madam, please control yourself, it's only the pirate's wooden leg.
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« Reply #222 on: August 30, 2016, 09:15:38 AM »

Scary boat - paint it pink and call it "Christine" - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O08w8CegEeg
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« Reply #223 on: August 30, 2016, 07:45:38 PM »


 Perhaps Cap'n Nemo, your sailing ship could be named Nemarrsis? It and your harrty band of brigands will then be unconquerable!

                                     Trevor
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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #224 on: August 30, 2016, 07:48:30 PM »

Nemesis?
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