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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #225 on: August 30, 2016, 08:17:21 PM »

Nemesis?


    arr, that be right, Nemarsis a daughter of Oceana(rrr), 
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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #226 on: August 30, 2016, 09:02:48 PM »

Gotta be the Aarrgo  :}


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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #227 on: August 30, 2016, 09:28:10 PM »

Nemesis?

More like NEMOSIS, Colin!  ok2   (Sounds like a disease! {-))

*Just had a thought! NEMO reversed is OMEN - hmmmm!
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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #228 on: August 30, 2016, 09:31:32 PM »

 ok2
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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #229 on: August 31, 2016, 06:46:29 PM »

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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #230 on: September 01, 2016, 09:15:18 PM »

'Where did they blasted matches go?....... Remind me not to pat my pockets lads ARRGH that smarts!!'
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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #231 on: September 01, 2016, 09:27:32 PM »

One for the original pirates!

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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #232 on: September 02, 2016, 08:01:02 PM »

 :D
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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #233 on: September 03, 2016, 08:12:15 PM »

 :-))
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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #234 on: September 04, 2016, 02:39:34 PM »

 :}
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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #235 on: September 04, 2016, 06:04:57 PM »

'An not the left one neither pretty maid'
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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #236 on: September 04, 2016, 06:25:15 PM »

Well, at least he is OK for a pair of gloves!  :-))
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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #237 on: September 05, 2016, 11:34:17 AM »

Legless, again! %)
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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #238 on: September 05, 2016, 10:14:17 PM »

Classic!
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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #239 on: September 06, 2016, 10:40:20 AM »

Ahaaarrrrrrh! - Don't ye be forgettin' now - or else!!

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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #240 on: September 06, 2016, 10:43:00 AM »

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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #241 on: September 06, 2016, 10:13:16 PM »

Well now shipmates, I comes with my own prop(s) and I has a lot of experience like.
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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #242 on: September 07, 2016, 11:26:43 AM »

 :-)) :-))

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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #243 on: September 07, 2016, 10:41:47 PM »

 O0
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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #244 on: September 08, 2016, 03:04:46 PM »

 ;)
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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #245 on: September 09, 2016, 07:25:31 PM »

 {-)
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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #246 on: September 10, 2016, 03:35:55 PM »

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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #247 on: September 10, 2016, 05:55:47 PM »

14,900views!!!!  Pirates must be popular. Robert Newton deserves a posthumous medal!  O0 O0 O0

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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #248 on: September 11, 2016, 07:13:10 AM »

 ;)
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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #249 on: September 11, 2016, 06:01:17 PM »

Pirate shirt!
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