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Re: At last - an Ergonomic Keyboard for Pirates.
« Reply #25 on: May 09, 2016, 09:40:01 PM »

Avast ye swabs
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Re: At last - an Ergonomic Keyboard for Pirates.
« Reply #26 on: May 10, 2016, 08:34:36 AM »

AVAST YE LANDLUBBIN TEACHER! I can't work it out!




I'll tell you when I[size=78%]'m in the AREA [/size] :-))
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Re: At last - an Ergonomic Keyboard for Pirates.
« Reply #27 on: May 10, 2016, 10:23:11 AM »

Shouldn't that be an AHHGHRea?
Or is that a pirates favorite kind of song?
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Re: At last - an Ergonomic Keyboard for Pirates.
« Reply #28 on: May 10, 2016, 10:35:47 AM »

A pirate captain goes up to his first mate after a raid on a coastal village;
 "A good haul I hope" says the captain.
 "I'm afraid not captain," replied the first mate. "I think we picked a poor village to raid," he continued.
 "What!" exclaimed the captain, "How much money did you get?"
 "All we found were a few copper coins," replied the first mate.
 "Did you try the church? Did they have any fine tapestries or Holy treasures?" asked the Captain.
 "All we got was a wooden altar," replied the first mate.
 "What about the farms?" asked the captain. "Did they have any animals we can eat, or sell at market?"
 "One donkey" replied the first mate.
 "One donkey!" exclaimed the Captain.
 "Aaaargh" replied the first mate, and he continued .................
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 (Wait for it)
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 .................
 "It was the only bray in the pillage."



Arrrrrgh

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Re: At last - an Ergonomic Keyboard for Pirates.
« Reply #29 on: May 10, 2016, 06:29:16 PM »

Errrrrrr!  %%
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Re: At last - an Ergonomic Keyboard for Pirates.
« Reply #30 on: May 10, 2016, 07:11:41 PM »

Nope don't get it {:-{ Only Bray in the Pillage?  OH!!!!!!! Now I do :}
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Re: At last - an Ergonomic Keyboard for Pirates.
« Reply #31 on: May 10, 2016, 07:31:20 PM »

So it was a Welsh pillage?  %)
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Re: At last - an Ergonomic Keyboard for Pirates.
« Reply #32 on: May 10, 2016, 07:33:33 PM »

ARRRGH!
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Re: At last - an Ergonomic Keyboard for Pirates.
« Reply #33 on: May 10, 2016, 07:33:49 PM »

'You there, that man! What is that metal thing swinging around on a ropes end from the rigging?'
'It's a Hook Captain'.  ;D
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Re: At last - an Ergonomic Keyboard for Pirates.
« Reply #34 on: May 11, 2016, 11:00:18 PM »

 O0
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Re: At last - an Ergonomic Keyboard for Pirates.
« Reply #35 on: May 12, 2016, 10:28:58 PM »

 {-) {-) {-)
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Re: At last - an Ergonomic Keyboard for Pirates.
« Reply #36 on: May 14, 2016, 07:20:34 PM »

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Re: At last - an Ergonomic Keyboard for Pirates.
« Reply #37 on: May 15, 2016, 09:06:17 PM »

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Re: At last - an Ergonomic Keyboard for Pirates.
« Reply #38 on: June 03, 2016, 04:13:08 PM »

Hmm?
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Re: At last - an Ergonomic Keyboard for Pirates.
« Reply #39 on: June 04, 2016, 06:54:31 PM »

Tools-arrrrr-Us?-
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Re: At last - an Ergonomic Keyboard for Pirates.
« Reply #40 on: June 04, 2016, 10:14:55 PM »

Excellent! I like the Pyrites of the Carribean image!!

The Swiss army hook looks very useful!!!
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« Reply #41 on: June 05, 2016, 07:44:07 PM »

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Re: At last - an Ergonomic Keyboard for Pirates.
« Reply #42 on: June 06, 2016, 11:48:16 AM »

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Re: At last - an Ergonomic Keyboard for Pirates.
« Reply #43 on: June 07, 2016, 09:59:42 PM »

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Re: At last - an Ergonomic Keyboard for Pirates.
« Reply #44 on: June 08, 2016, 09:12:30 PM »

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Re: At last - an Ergonomic Keyboard for Pirates.
« Reply #45 on: June 09, 2016, 09:28:39 PM »

Captain Loofah Sponge!!!!!!!!!!!!!! {-) {-) {-) {-) {-) {-) {-) {-) That tickled me!!!! :} You are a star Nemo, you really are.
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Re: At last - an Ergonomic Keyboard for Pirates.
« Reply #46 on: June 10, 2016, 12:42:22 AM »

Well, how about this IAN?  :-))

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Re: At last - an Ergonomic Keyboard for Pirates.
« Reply #47 on: June 10, 2016, 11:41:14 AM »

 :} That'll be the pink wind sock then ARRRR!
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« Reply #48 on: June 10, 2016, 01:58:41 PM »

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Re: At last - an Ergonomic Keyboard for Pirates.
« Reply #49 on: June 10, 2016, 09:37:49 PM »

 {-) {-) {-) {-) {-)
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 There are so many!!!!!
 
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