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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #250 on: September 11, 2016, 08:32:26 PM »

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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #251 on: September 12, 2016, 08:46:07 PM »

6 Days to go ye swabs!!! AARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.

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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #252 on: September 12, 2016, 10:02:34 PM »

Pirate Hip hop/ARRRRGH and B stars:

Pirate Daddy

ARRRRRGH! Kelly

Swab Doggy Dogg

Kan'EE West Indies (On the Spanish Main)

Fresh (As paint) Prince O'BelARRRRGH!

Tupac ShakARRRGH!

BigEE ARRRGH THAT EE BEE Smalls

SugARRRRRGH! Hill Gang

Del AAAAARGH! Soul

Jennifer Lopez (ER with EE big ARRRRRGHs!)


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« Reply #253 on: September 13, 2016, 05:49:03 PM »

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« Reply #254 on: September 14, 2016, 11:36:11 AM »

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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #255 on: September 14, 2016, 09:34:09 PM »

An that be one too much Ye swab! Ratatouille don't have real rats in you magey bilge rat ye!!!

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« Reply #256 on: September 15, 2016, 12:34:31 PM »

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« Reply #257 on: September 16, 2016, 03:26:05 PM »

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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #258 on: September 16, 2016, 10:33:28 PM »

ARRRGH, but we were thinking the Teddy bear flag might put the target ship in a calmer mood.
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« Reply #259 on: September 18, 2016, 11:59:32 PM »

The joke is nobody knows what it spells when I fly this hoist on the 19th of September.


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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #260 on: September 19, 2016, 12:09:15 AM »

Arrgh
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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #261 on: September 19, 2016, 02:10:47 AM »



International Talk Like a Pirate Day (ITLAPD, September 19) is a parodic holiday created in 1995 by John Baur (Ol' Chumbucket) and Mark Summers (Cap'n Slappy), of Albany, Oregon, U.S., who proclaimed September 19 each year as the day when everyone in the world should talk like a pirate.

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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #262 on: September 19, 2016, 10:13:02 AM »


Aye!  That it be todaaaye.
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« Reply #263 on: September 23, 2016, 08:30:49 PM »

Well scupper me futtocks and slap me in chains, I been a -sailin' in them queer waters of Norfolk fer a week and missed bein' on 'ere to talk like this, but I did frighten a few in Wroxham harhar! Never did find a decent lookin' broad tho'!AAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!

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« Reply #264 on: September 24, 2016, 02:34:00 PM »

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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #265 on: September 25, 2016, 08:32:19 PM »

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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #266 on: September 25, 2016, 08:41:18 PM »

I was too busy thinking of getting a tyre replaced and seeing a friend off to remember talk like a Pirate day. I am ashamed:O(

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« Reply #267 on: September 26, 2016, 03:02:48 PM »

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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #268 on: September 27, 2016, 12:00:29 AM »

Then get plucking you Plucking Parrot AVAST YE!
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« Reply #269 on: September 27, 2016, 09:52:06 AM »

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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #270 on: September 28, 2016, 09:08:40 PM »

A pirate goes to the doctor to get the moles checked on his back. The doctor says, "There's nothing to worry about, they're benign."

 The pirate looks at him surprised and says... "Shiver me timbers! When I spied them in me looking glass this morning, there be only 3!”

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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #271 on: September 29, 2016, 09:49:08 PM »

The captain looked 'daggers' at the fellow next to him at the bar. He mumbled dagers as well.
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« Reply #272 on: September 30, 2016, 10:31:23 AM »

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« Reply #273 on: October 01, 2016, 11:48:23 AM »

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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #274 on: October 01, 2016, 03:31:42 PM »

Tea, Rum and Doillies:O)
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