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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #275 on: October 01, 2016, 03:50:55 PM »


Hope this isn't as sensitive as other types of humour on here..........

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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #276 on: October 02, 2016, 07:21:14 PM »

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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #277 on: October 03, 2016, 11:50:39 AM »

 :D
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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #278 on: October 03, 2016, 08:53:35 PM »

Arrgh Nemo, I came across ye thread a few moons back an I af te say I Arrgh been gigglin' I be likin' especially the computer keyboard. I really did laugh out loud. Who would have thought that so many pirate jokes were knocking about? Well done, a most different thread. U2
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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #279 on: October 03, 2016, 09:08:23 PM »

 :-)) Arrrr, thankee matey. I 'preesheates yer likeins! They be getting hard to find these days, like doubloons are! Arr.
 
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Re: For Talk Like A Pirate Day
« Reply #280 on: October 03, 2016, 09:15:56 PM »

The joke is nobody knows what it spells when I fly this hoist on the 19th of September.
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Be that Arrrrrrrrkansas ?
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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #281 on: October 04, 2016, 08:41:25 PM »

Every day should be talk like a pirate day! Even if you are an undertaker!  {-)

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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #282 on: October 04, 2016, 09:50:03 PM »

Now where be my Matalan loyalty cARRRGHd!?
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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #283 on: October 05, 2016, 01:37:04 PM »

 ;)
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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #284 on: October 05, 2016, 07:05:34 PM »

Now where be my Matalan loyalty cARRRGHd!?

Apologies - I meant Primaaaaaark!  %)
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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #285 on: October 05, 2016, 07:14:54 PM »

Posh pirates use Marrghs & Sparrghs of course.

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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #286 on: October 05, 2016, 09:08:24 PM »

Or Haaarrrodds  :D :D


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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #287 on: October 06, 2016, 03:57:26 PM »

PIRATE RN funny this time.

How nice of those crew to make model boats for their officers!
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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #288 on: October 06, 2016, 08:56:58 PM »

I wonder where the masts are Lieutenant?
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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #289 on: October 07, 2016, 06:41:21 PM »

 ;D
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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #290 on: October 07, 2016, 07:56:13 PM »

 {-)
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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #291 on: October 08, 2016, 07:37:30 PM »

 ok2
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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #292 on: October 08, 2016, 10:39:56 PM »

Brill! I like the Pirate Turtle idea even if it was not a success:O)
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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #293 on: October 09, 2016, 08:54:00 PM »

Arrrrrrrrrrr, fer sure.
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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #294 on: October 10, 2016, 07:56:58 PM »

 %% {-) %% {-) %% {-) %% {-)
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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #295 on: October 11, 2016, 09:08:22 PM »

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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #296 on: October 11, 2016, 09:23:17 PM »

Arrrrr, no joke Mateys - I spied this 'ansom feller at  Pompey Docks today. Din't say much tho' - too much grog I reckoned arrr!
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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #297 on: October 11, 2016, 09:31:14 PM »

I see someone "pirated" his sword and hand.
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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #299 on: October 13, 2016, 10:56:52 PM »

Before ye takes the plunge, can ye do a risk assessment? Hand out the Hi-Vis tunics lads, we must be visible!
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