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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #300 on: October 14, 2016, 08:08:00 PM »

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« Reply #301 on: October 15, 2016, 10:53:44 AM »

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« Reply #302 on: October 15, 2016, 03:55:34 PM »

ARRGH ye damned greedy Parrit! I told ye to share it with us swabs. Fry he for the sharks lads! ARRRRGH!!
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« Reply #303 on: October 15, 2016, 08:29:07 PM »

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« Reply #304 on: October 16, 2016, 11:34:54 AM »

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« Reply #305 on: October 16, 2016, 06:43:44 PM »

ARRRRGH, less oh the Oil of Ulay there shipmate! He needs a touch more MascARRRRRGHa there!

AVAST!
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« Reply #306 on: October 16, 2016, 07:43:50 PM »

What would I do without you Ian? {-)




Now where did I put the next one ar?
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« Reply #307 on: October 16, 2016, 07:46:18 PM »

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« Reply #308 on: October 17, 2016, 07:55:21 PM »

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« Reply #309 on: October 18, 2016, 09:18:10 PM »

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« Reply #310 on: October 18, 2016, 09:35:51 PM »

I think the bottom of the barrel may be approaching - but there's still the odd diamond dubloon in there  :-))

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« Reply #311 on: October 18, 2016, 10:06:13 PM »

Due to his self-inflicted mania for seeking out silly pirate cartoons etc, Nemo has acquired a hull which is intended, in time, to become a replica of the type of vessel manned by some of the rogues seen in this thread. He is seeking a suitably bloodthirsty and frightening name for his ship and would welcome suggestions - anything other than 'Black Pearl'.  Thankee mateys, arrrrr!  :-))

Here she be - slow goin' as other ships on the go. My late  Auntie Mary Black would be tickled to see how I named my new ship heehee! Hull cost me a tenner and she is all scratch from the scrap bin. Fitted her with (shock-horror) a motor, as I want the kids to 'ave a go and the sails will be furled less we 'ave  embarrassin' incerdents har!  I'm lookin' fer some wee skeletons fer my crew - get it?? BTW, plank is made and waitin' fer use! :-))


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« Reply #312 on: October 18, 2016, 10:11:16 PM »

I think the bottom of the barrel may be approaching - but there's still the odd diamond dubloon in there  :-))

If I can find 'em!!!!!!!!! O0  Come on you lubbers! Or maybe you'd like to have a close look at the keel?

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« Reply #313 on: October 18, 2016, 11:52:23 PM »

A few more in the 'ole Treasurable Chest ...
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« Reply #314 on: October 19, 2016, 12:01:37 AM »

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« Reply #315 on: October 19, 2016, 12:08:08 AM »

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« Reply #316 on: October 19, 2016, 09:19:11 PM »

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« Reply #317 on: October 19, 2016, 10:45:24 PM »

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« Reply #318 on: October 19, 2016, 11:22:06 PM »

Welcome aboard matey! Thems some fine laughin vittles Hercules!

Well shivver me timbers Cap'n, that tub is a fine memorial to her memory/May she sail in peace except when the little nippers runs her a ground or against other ships ARRRRRGH the ignomy:O)

Yer doin fine Cap'n, the barrel's barely broached.
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« Reply #319 on: October 21, 2016, 08:32:56 PM »

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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #320 on: October 21, 2016, 09:58:10 PM »

BE THIS PYRATES O' PENZANCE OR CUTTHROATS O' CROYDON?
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« Reply #321 on: October 21, 2016, 10:04:19 PM »

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« Reply #322 on: October 22, 2016, 09:32:11 PM »

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« Reply #323 on: October 22, 2016, 10:20:46 PM »

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« Reply #324 on: October 23, 2016, 05:04:15 PM »

Thinking about it, I suppose a true pirate would get through a  few wooden legs in his time as the ends wore out.
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