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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #325 on: October 23, 2016, 05:23:05 PM »

yep he would need to, to stop him going round in circles
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« Reply #326 on: October 23, 2016, 06:18:32 PM »

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« Reply #327 on: October 23, 2016, 08:01:11 PM »

I need a course of Ronseal and an injection of 'Start you b.a.s.t.a.r.d' to flush the little buggers out.
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« Reply #328 on: October 23, 2016, 08:50:34 PM »

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« Reply #329 on: October 24, 2016, 12:02:41 PM »

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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #330 on: October 24, 2016, 11:13:42 PM »

If the bloke gets caught in that cutout then does that count as a fail and he can go back aboard ship?
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« Reply #331 on: October 25, 2016, 11:38:32 AM »

If the bloke gets caught in that cutout then does that count as a fail and he can go back aboard ship?

Not if his bulk gets caught in the cut-out!

This one is very clever!>>>>>>>>>>>>>  {-) {-)


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« Reply #332 on: October 26, 2016, 12:00:09 AM »

He mistook Parrot for a Carrot! Mind you it might help him see a rich treasure ship in the dark? Like an organic Night vision device?
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« Reply #333 on: October 26, 2016, 12:23:09 PM »

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« Reply #334 on: October 26, 2016, 11:13:51 PM »

I love the penguins! You have to look closely to see the gist of the humour. I like more subtle cartoons!!!!!

Excellent find Cap'n RRRRRR!
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« Reply #335 on: October 26, 2016, 11:52:01 PM »

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« Reply #336 on: October 27, 2016, 07:27:08 PM »

Here's more subtle!  ok2
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« Reply #337 on: October 27, 2016, 07:41:04 PM »

For the little-'uns, Black Mary sets sail tomorrow! Arrrr! :-))
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« Reply #338 on: October 27, 2016, 10:54:09 PM »

AVAST YE Jack! Load the pipe weld shell and dissolve the enemy ship! Cap'n, the cannon is gummed up.

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« Reply #339 on: October 28, 2016, 08:03:03 PM »

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« Reply #340 on: October 28, 2016, 10:23:24 PM »

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« Reply #341 on: October 28, 2016, 10:47:31 PM »

AVAST YE! PUT THAT FIRE OUT!!!!! YER DAMP SWAB, A NAKED FLAME COULD BURN MY SHIP TO THE WATERLINE. YER MANGY DOLT!
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« Reply #342 on: October 29, 2016, 04:21:03 PM »

Hic! %%
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« Reply #343 on: October 29, 2016, 08:58:24 PM »

Make mine a pint of AdvocARRRRGH missy and make it sharpish. 'I'll put angestura in it then zur'.
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« Reply #344 on: October 30, 2016, 12:39:12 PM »

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« Reply #345 on: October 30, 2016, 06:48:43 PM »

Don't get bitten by the Loan Sharks ye swab! ARRRRGH, AVAST YE!!!
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« Reply #346 on: October 31, 2016, 06:55:02 PM »

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« Reply #347 on: October 31, 2016, 08:08:59 PM »

I think he needs a new leg as well! Good cartoon:O)
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« Reply #348 on: November 01, 2016, 03:21:20 PM »

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