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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #350 on: November 01, 2016, 09:13:54 PM »

ARRR captain Nemo - I see some here are dirty pirating scurvy rotters are pirating some of your previous offerings - make them walk the digital plank.
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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #351 on: November 01, 2016, 10:06:36 PM »

Tis good to see them again, like seeing Westward HO! after five years sailing the main fer spanish gold ARRGH!

Keep comin' and we can keep bein daft:O)
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« Reply #352 on: November 02, 2016, 10:32:27 AM »

ARRR captain Nemo - I see some here are dirty pirating scurvy rotters are pirating some of your previous offerings - make them walk the digital plank.

Yaaaarrgh! I been watchin' 'im!! Pirates don't like repeatin' themselves so I might let him take a close look at me keel from under me ship - me old mate Long John has plenty o' rope for a-hangin' and a-haulin'!
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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #353 on: November 02, 2016, 10:33:39 AM »

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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #354 on: November 02, 2016, 11:52:43 PM »

Avast!  BLACK MARY was spotted off Eastbourne today. No lives were lost and no booty was seized - yet! A few swans were slightly annoyed though.Arrrrrgg!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arxBlXZH11k
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« Reply #355 on: November 03, 2016, 06:13:21 PM »

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« Reply #356 on: November 03, 2016, 06:29:36 PM »

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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #357 on: November 03, 2016, 09:12:06 PM »

But he could always find his RRRRRRRRRR!

Your Ship Black Mary is as smart as fresh paint Cap'n, I'll stake my last sovereign on it.
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« Reply #358 on: November 04, 2016, 02:56:35 PM »

Still a few to go AAArrrrrrr! :-))
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« Reply #359 on: November 04, 2016, 09:11:35 PM »

Ye should ave saved that'n fer Christmas Cap'n. Keep yer powder dry Avast ye!
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« Reply #360 on: November 05, 2016, 01:02:19 PM »

 :-)) AYE!   Or should it be the Aye-Aye phone?
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« Reply #361 on: November 05, 2016, 01:20:16 PM »

As you 'LEGO' of the black Mary she speed off like she had seen the RN, wow what speed and with no sail, what she got, feet like a swan and paddles like fury underwater  {-)
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« Reply #362 on: November 05, 2016, 04:43:41 PM »

 {-) You noticed!  My Pirate Queen, Black Mary,  who skippers this fine vessel is a very sly pirate indeed. Far ahead of her time, she invented the steam engine which she keeps disguised and out of sight below. When spotted by some poor merchantman, he will make haste to get away from BM, but to no avail as she piles on the coal and catches up with him in no time. You could say she was the first 'Q'-ship!  O0   No flies on our Mary! :-))

*BTW, no LEGO was used in the crew of BM!  <*<
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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #363 on: November 05, 2016, 05:06:55 PM »

Aye - well being a scurvy dog meself - I had to insult you didn I, yo ho ho and bottle of milkshake {-)
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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #364 on: November 05, 2016, 08:26:53 PM »

Now I was a LEGO fan as a child but appreciate the play value of Playmobil. They make a new pirate ship every few years IIRC, so you could have a Pirate fleet Cap'n.
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« Reply #365 on: November 05, 2016, 08:48:21 PM »

The Black Mary's scurvy mutineers jumped ship from HMS Playmobil in my attic arrrr! Royal Navy be searchin' for them now off the River Plate where they were headin' after Eastbourne. They like a bit o' sun them do, arrrrrrrrr.
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