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Re: At last - an Ergonomic Keyboard for Pirates.
« Reply #50 on: June 11, 2016, 12:26:56 PM »

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« Reply #51 on: June 12, 2016, 10:27:35 AM »

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Re: At last - an Ergonomic Keyboard for Pirates.
« Reply #52 on: June 12, 2016, 06:19:44 PM »

Ha ha, people and their fertile imaginations! Carri-bean!!!
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« Reply #53 on: June 13, 2016, 12:07:19 PM »

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« Reply #54 on: June 13, 2016, 08:17:33 PM »

'Avast ye at the back, stop flicking weevils at me you swab!'
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« Reply #55 on: June 14, 2016, 12:25:05 PM »

Pi rrrrrrr squared
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« Reply #56 on: June 16, 2016, 11:59:38 AM »

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« Reply #57 on: June 18, 2016, 10:12:05 PM »

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Re: At last - an Ergonomic Keyboard for Pirates.
« Reply #58 on: June 19, 2016, 03:56:12 PM »

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Re: At last - an Ergonomic Keyboard for Pirates.
« Reply #59 on: June 19, 2016, 04:56:22 PM »

Ships plumber! There are so many variations on a theme and all are funny. That loofah one still tickles me!!
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« Reply #60 on: June 20, 2016, 09:32:12 PM »

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Re: At last - an Ergonomic Keyboard for Pirates.
« Reply #61 on: June 20, 2016, 11:00:46 PM »

There are some very skilled and witty cartoonists out there. Thanks for sharing these Nemo:O)
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« Reply #62 on: June 21, 2016, 11:04:06 AM »

Thank YOU Ian. :-))
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« Reply #63 on: June 21, 2016, 09:47:43 PM »

Are you one of the cartonnists? If so I bow before your bottomless wit:OD

That suited 'Pirate' reminds me of the sequence in Meaning of Life where office blocks sail the highstreets and attack each other for glory and files:O)



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« Reply #64 on: June 23, 2016, 02:53:01 PM »

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« Reply #65 on: June 25, 2016, 03:46:59 PM »

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« Reply #66 on: June 26, 2016, 09:04:26 PM »

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« Reply #67 on: June 26, 2016, 10:51:55 PM »

They get betterer:O) I always did wonder at the reasoning behind burying treasure. I mean a pirate will always look like a pirate so hoping for plastic surgery to be invented some time before you are too old to recover your loot isn't wise.
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Re: At last - an Ergonomic Keyboard for Pirates.
« Reply #68 on: June 27, 2016, 02:34:40 AM »

...I always did wonder at the reasoning behind burying treasure. I mean a pirate will always look like a pirate so hoping for plastic surgery to be invented some time before you are too old to recover your loot isn't wise.
 






Hide your loot, and you won't have to stump up when it is your round at the bar. %)
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« Reply #69 on: June 27, 2016, 09:21:09 PM »

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« Reply #70 on: June 28, 2016, 07:41:42 PM »

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« Reply #71 on: June 28, 2016, 08:55:13 PM »

I hope the ex pirate's leg is termite proofed.
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« Reply #72 on: June 29, 2016, 07:31:45 PM »

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« Reply #73 on: June 29, 2016, 10:32:42 PM »

 {-) {-) {-) I never imagined that Pirates would be such a rich vein for humour.
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« Reply #74 on: June 30, 2016, 01:37:19 AM »

{-) {-) {-) I never imagined that Pirates would be such a rich vein for humour.
   






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