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Re: At last - an Ergonomic Keyboard for Pirates.
« Reply #75 on: June 30, 2016, 01:59:44 PM »

Must have been good for foot-rot!  :-))
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Re: At last - an Ergonomic Keyboard for Pirates.
« Reply #76 on: June 30, 2016, 02:02:21 PM »

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Re: At last - an Ergonomic Keyboard for Pirates.
« Reply #77 on: June 30, 2016, 08:20:48 PM »

What a nightmarish sight! Quick, for the love of all that glitters attire ye self:O) As a study, that is quite clever as it really does disarm (and leg) the pirate's reputation.
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Re: At last - an Ergonomic Keyboard for Pirates.
« Reply #78 on: July 01, 2016, 03:22:25 PM »

 O0
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Re: At last - an Ergonomic Keyboard for Pirates.
« Reply #79 on: July 02, 2016, 10:03:02 PM »

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Re: At last - an Ergonomic Keyboard for Pirates.
« Reply #80 on: July 02, 2016, 10:25:50 PM »

I am starting to believe that Nemo may have sourced a first edition of "Complete World Encyclopedia of Pirate Joke Cartoons" . . . .
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Re: At last - an Ergonomic Keyboard for Pirates.
« Reply #81 on: July 02, 2016, 11:04:32 PM »

Yes Bob....and probably the only copy ever offered for sale  O0...............Derek
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Re: At last - an Ergonomic Keyboard for Pirates.
« Reply #82 on: July 03, 2016, 11:49:38 AM »

Oh Ye swabs of little faith! %% 

                                     
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« Reply #83 on: July 03, 2016, 11:51:21 AM »

Yes Bob....and probably the only copy ever offered for sale  O0...............Derek

Derek - I would sell you a copy, but it's knot for sail. ;D
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Re: At last - an Ergonomic Keyboard for Pirates.
« Reply #84 on: July 03, 2016, 11:55:48 AM »

All good fun Nemo... {-) ...... Derek
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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #85 on: July 03, 2016, 12:57:26 PM »

 :-)

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« Reply #86 on: July 03, 2016, 01:08:00 PM »

Bonus! :-))
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« Reply #87 on: July 03, 2016, 08:22:35 PM »

I could imagine a really stoopid pirate putting his left foot there:O)

I liked the one with the dissapointed 'Walking the plankee'!
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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #88 on: July 03, 2016, 08:31:14 PM »




.... is this allowed on Mayhem?!   %)
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« Reply #89 on: July 03, 2016, 08:34:05 PM »

Ask the Moderator?
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« Reply #90 on: July 03, 2016, 08:48:15 PM »


.... is this allowed on Mayhem?!   %)

I honestly LOL'd at that!  {-) {-)  I live opposite a row of bungalows containing quite a few of them - some nearly a hundred years old.  ok2

PS: Heard about the German pirate bosun who got the sack for using a cat o' nein tails?  :D
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« Reply #91 on: July 03, 2016, 09:18:16 PM »

Groan!!!!!!!! :-))
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« Reply #92 on: July 03, 2016, 09:30:22 PM »

Groan? I learned today that Noah was the first ever pirate. He built an Aaaaaaark. %) The first animals to board in alphabetical order were Mr & Mrs Aaaaardvaaaark!




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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #93 on: July 04, 2016, 06:19:31 PM »

Friends, Romans ............  :-))
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« Reply #94 on: July 04, 2016, 07:26:32 PM »

I saw that last one a while back and thought it funny enough to attach.

I will have a look at the method to do this. Very funny by the way isn't it! (Well both are  :-) )
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« Reply #95 on: July 05, 2016, 12:22:42 PM »

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« Reply #96 on: July 05, 2016, 06:50:57 PM »

There's always one show off eh? It would be extra funny if he had a wooden leg and got the foot caught in a knot hole!!!
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« Reply #97 on: July 06, 2016, 05:50:26 PM »

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Re: Pirate Jokes!
« Reply #98 on: July 06, 2016, 05:56:43 PM »

Repeating yourself AAARRRGH MR NEMO  >>:-(
Too much grog methinks :embarrassed:

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« Reply #99 on: July 06, 2016, 09:36:58 PM »

Trust you Ned! %)  Just my little test of your memories. Glad you watch though, otherwise I am wasting it!  ok2

To make up for it ..............
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