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: September 19, 2016
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August 08, 2016, 06:55:45 pm »
or 'I'm staying in and doin me arrrrrrr'
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Don't you mean arrrrrrrrrning?
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A nose patch. I would never have thought of that!!!!
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Quote from: Nemo on August 09, 2016, 08:19:48 pm
'And then Hop it!!!!!!!!'
This was in refereence to the cartoon with the annoyed wife in but the quoted post did not include the cartoon!
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I like the child's pirate T-shirt! Quite educational as well.
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nemo's cat scratching post
just change the cat for a dog and a cocked leg, now that's funny as rot sets in
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One of the best here ...........
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More symetrical!!! Very Haaaargsh:O)
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Jokes are getting a bit patchy!
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Still patchy - so .........................
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R.I.P Kenny Baker
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That's a good one!
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{ only seven Mayhem Posts in five hours, and four of them are mine}
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August 17, 2016, 06:23:26 pm »
I've seen more meat on a butchers pencil.
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August 17, 2016, 09:08:44 pm »
It's a repeat of one on Page 4 - not that it helps her!
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Still patchy!
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