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Techy joke
« on: September 27, 2016, 06:35:32 am »

There were three kingdoms, each bordering on the same lake. For centuries, these kingdoms had fought over an island in the middle of that lake. One day, they decided to have it out, once and for all.

The first kingdom was quite rich, and sent an army of 25 knights, each with three squires. The night before the battle, the knights jousted and cavorted as their squires polished armor, cooked food, and sharpened weapons.

The second kingdom was not so wealthy, and sent only 10 knights, each with 2 squires. The night before the battle, the knights cavorted and sharpened their weapons as the squires polished armor and prepared dinner.

The third kingdom was very poor, and only sent one elderly knight with his sole squire. The night before the battle, the knight sharpened his weapon, while the squire, using a noosed rope, slung a pot high over the fire to cook while he prepared the knight's armor.

The next day, the battle began. All the knights of the first two kingdoms had cavorted a bit too much (one should never cavort while sharpening weapons and jousting) and could not fight. The squire of the third kingdom could not rouse the elderly knight in time for combat. So, in the absence of the knights, the squires fought. The battle raged well into the late hours, but when the dust finally settled, a solitary figure limped from the carnage. The lone squire from the third kingdom dragged himself away, beaten, bloodied, but victorious. And it just goes to prove, the squire of the high pot and noose is equal to the sum of the squires of the other two sides.
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Re: Techy joke
« Reply #1 on: September 27, 2016, 07:01:04 am »

Grooooooaooaaaaan.........I like it though. :-))
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Re: Techy joke
« Reply #2 on: September 27, 2016, 07:52:59 am »

 :-))
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Re: Techy joke
« Reply #3 on: September 27, 2016, 10:23:21 am »

 {-) {-) {-)

Brilliant!

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Re: Techy joke
« Reply #4 on: September 27, 2016, 06:53:39 pm »

Like:

There once was a King who lived in a castle made entirely out of glass. He wanted to furnish it with the best furniture, knick- knacks, paintings, and other regalia. No expense was spared in this endeavour.

There was a problem - the final furnishing worried the king as he couldn't find a throne worthy of showing the world. Every day he would have a throne brought in, he would sit in it, and at the end of the day he would throw it in the basement if it didn't suit him.

Months passed and he could not decide on a throne. One day the thrones piled up so high, that when he dispensed his latest throne it caused a chain reaction that toppled many of them and the castle shattered into nothing.

Moral : Those who live in glass castles shouldn't store thrones.


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Re: Techy joke
« Reply #5 on: September 27, 2016, 10:20:41 pm »

Yep, I like: :-))

Very clever, that one. O0

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Re: Techy joke
« Reply #6 on: September 28, 2016, 09:03:17 pm »


A famous Viking explorer returned home from a voyage and found his name missing from the town register. His wife insisted on complaining to the local civic official who apologized profusely saying, "I must have taken Leif off my census."  %%
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