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Nemo

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The Jockey.
« on: December 30, 2016, 06:25:32 pm »


The jockey was riding the favourite at a race meeting, and was well ahead of the field.
His horse rounded the final corner, when suddenly the jockey was hit on the head by a turkey and a string of sausages.
He managed to keep control of his mount and pulled back into the lead, only to be struck by a box of Christmas crackers and a dozen mince pies as he went over the last fence.
With great skill he managed to steer the horse to the front of the field once more when, on the run in, he was struck on the head by a bottle of sherry and a Christmas pudding. Thus distracted, he succeeded in coming only second.
He immediately went to the race stewards to complain that he had been seriously hampered.
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Re: The Jockey.
« Reply #1 on: December 30, 2016, 10:41:15 pm »

 {-) {-) {-)

I thought that was going to be another one of those "song titles" endings. :-X

Regards,

Ray.
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Re: The Jockey.
« Reply #2 on: December 31, 2016, 07:23:49 pm »

Hope you weren't too disappointed Ray? O0
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Re: The Jockey.
« Reply #3 on: December 31, 2016, 11:07:13 pm »

Chortle!!!!
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