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don't chance it.

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Neil:

I went to the off licence Tuesday afternoon on my bike, bought a bottle of Rum and put it in the basket. As I was about to leave, I thought to myself that if I fell off the bicycle, the bottle would break and it would be wasted. So I drank all the Rum before I cycled home. It turned out to be a very good decision, because I fell off my bicycle seven times on the way home . {:-{ <:( :-X

ballastanksian:
That was 'Rum' joke to tell but I like the 'Spirit' with which it was told  ok2

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