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canabus

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Marriage
« on: January 22, 2018, 05:48:39 am »

A marriage is always made up of two people who are prepared to swear that only the other one snores !!!

I stay up all last night and it was not me!!!
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Re: Marriage
« Reply #1 on: January 23, 2018, 06:04:55 pm »

A bit like the three rings of marriage.....engagement ring;wedding ring and suffe...ring.
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Re: Marriage
« Reply #2 on: January 24, 2018, 07:58:29 am »

In Aussie you only get 15 years for murder!!!
I am my 4 TH sentence!!!
NO time off for good behaviour!!!

BUT DO NOT MISS A BIRTHDAY OR WEDDING DATE .
YOU WILL NEVER HEAR THE END OF THAT FOR YOU WHOLE LIFE !!!!
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Re: Marriage
« Reply #3 on: January 25, 2018, 08:36:52 pm »


Best way to remember your wedding anniversary...:


Forget it, just once...
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Re: Marriage
« Reply #4 on: January 25, 2018, 11:54:18 pm »

Liz has genuinely forgotten the date of our wedding anniversary, yet she could recite everyone's birthdays from memory (and there's over 20 in our family).
I'm not sure what that's telling me.....
Dave M
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Re: Marriage
« Reply #5 on: January 26, 2018, 05:38:49 am »

Liz has genuinely forgotten the date of our wedding anniversary, yet she could recite everyone's birthdays from memory (and there's over 20 in our family).
I'm not sure what that's telling me.....
Dave M

Don't stress, one day she will recover %)
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Re: Marriage
« Reply #6 on: February 08, 2018, 03:44:54 pm »

Somebody once told me that marriage is only a word but I think it is more like a sentence %%
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Re: Marriage
« Reply #7 on: February 08, 2018, 10:46:58 pm »

Somebody once told me that marriage is only a word but I think it is more like a sentence %%

Longest sentence in the English language?

I do.
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