Right then seeing as someones on here is BULLING me to do this and it it against my better judgement but what the heck it is MAYHEM after all.
Rough schedule of events
Gates open at venue 8am.
Stavros gets up nursing monumental hangover courtesy of Steam BoatPhil
Various clubs etc can start to set up location plan see Stavros,Barty230 or Steamboat Phil on the day
Cars are allowed to the wateredge to OFF LOAD ONLY Cars with DISABLED Badges room for approx 10(we will get around it if more)
Please park in car park after off loading
Frequency controll will be STRICTLY adhered to,if not sailing PLEASE return peg so others may sail
club ins card will have to be checked by order of venue
9am ish when Auntie Margret arrives coffee will be available
10am Free sailing on largest of lagoons
10 15 springer games
1030 Power boat demo by petrol heads on ,main lake
11 steering course on small lagoon
11am Straight running demo by Phil and Stavros main lagoon
12 Formation sailing ,tugs,working vessels grey boats springers and whatever does not fall into those categories main lagoon
1230 petrol heads on main lake
1pm Mayhem challenge 600 size motor race in small lagoon anything from springers,club 500 etc,faster boats might be handicapped
130 free sailing whilst me has dinner
2pm Tug demo with SD 14 St George on main lagoon,got a tug well see if you can handle this monster
230 Straight running comp and yes Mark u can run Backwards
3pm Petrol heads Mayhem Race (oh what Have I just said)8 Min's duration
330 Free sailing till time to go home
330 onwards silly time do as u wish !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
8pm ish other side of lake see Ghost night sail
This list is subject to change at any time he he what you lot got to remember is that i WILL spring some surprises on you
You can sail if you are brave enough on the main lake if you do so wish,bear in mind it is deep cold and wet!!!! Also watch out for the pleasure ferry that trades from the jetty give it a wide berth it is BIGGER THAN YOU
We will have a bring and buy stall so empty your sheds and sell sell sell
PLEASE PLEASE TAKE HEED OF WHAT I SAY NEXT I REALLY MEAN THIS IT IT NOT A CASE OF BEING HEAVY HANDED ETC I AM THINKING OF YOUR SAFETY.
ON NO ACCOUNT IF YOU BOAT GETS INTO TROUBLE AROUND THE SLATE TIP TO THE RIGHT OF THE VENUE DO YOU GO ON TO IT,IT IS UNSTABLE AND IT IS 100 FOOT DOWN 10FEET OUT COME AND GET ME TO GO OUT ON THE RESCUE BOAT
NO ONE IS ALLOWED ON OR TO USE THIS BOAT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE ONLY ME IS ALLOWED TO USE IT
Please don't take offence or the proverbail on what i have just posted in red,i am not beeing dogmatic,bombastic etc i am thinking of you lot,the last thing i want is for someone to be hurt.
We will have John(Blackbeard!!!!!!!)on eof our guys in attendance he is a member of St Johns so if you fall etc he will administer first aid you just cant miss john he will also do a collection for the St Johns so give his your dosh PLEASE
Oh do remember your WELLIES shallow around the lagoons
OH AND DONT FORGET ONE THING
I MEAN THAT SINCEERELY COME AND ENJOY YOURSELEVES THTA IS WHY I HAVE ORGANISED THIS If you go away Happy then me is ecstatic,and it means i will have done a good job and you will come back next year.
if there is anything specific you want on the day,and no I will not ask Martin to do a streak in the venue,come and see me and I will see if I can do it,Please tell me if someone is having their Bday on the weekend He he me has a cunning plan Baldrick!!!