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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2018
« Reply #25 on: May 24, 2018, 08:10:46 PM »

He means the little black square with a white cross in it when the picture fails to load. 3 pictures of a nut bar therefore 3 squares
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2018
« Reply #26 on: May 24, 2018, 10:02:28 PM »


Ah.... browser issue
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2018
« Reply #27 on: May 25, 2018, 05:43:51 AM »

Must have been can see the husks now O0 O0
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2018
« Reply #28 on: June 15, 2018, 01:49:00 PM »


Heard a good one today:




Husband: My wife caught me cheating, she found some letters I had carefully hidden.


Wife:    'I'm never playing Scrabble with you ever again!'


 


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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2018
« Reply #29 on: July 08, 2018, 10:44:07 AM »

off the BBC web.


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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2018
« Reply #30 on: July 08, 2018, 01:17:44 PM »

Sorry...who is Gareth?....or am I on the wrong page?
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2018
« Reply #31 on: July 08, 2018, 02:06:44 PM »

No, Just in the wrong country.
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2018
« Reply #32 on: July 08, 2018, 04:26:07 PM »

Not a fan of it my self - but can put together most of the stuff with reasonable ease ------ oh you mean the football manager - bit premature don't you think (don't like the sport to be honest)  {-)
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2018
« Reply #33 on: July 13, 2018, 05:57:04 PM »


I bought a can of fly spay today, to if it's any goo.
 It's not. I spayed the entire can on myself but I still can't fly. 
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2018
« Reply #34 on: July 13, 2018, 08:41:01 PM »

You want to get your 'R's in gear.Roy
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2018
« Reply #35 on: July 14, 2018, 02:53:13 PM »


I bought a can of fly spay today, to if it's any goo.
 It's not. I spayed the entire can on myself but I still can't fly.
   



Bloke here in Denia  sprayed two complete cans of  spray around his bedroom  then lit a cigarette , found he could fly ! at least as far as the apartment car park.


 
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2018
« Reply #36 on: July 14, 2018, 05:19:27 PM »

 
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