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Not Again !!

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canabus:
Cleaning out the aviary at a run-down zoo, the keeper finds two finches that have died of old age. He picks them up and places them in a sack. After cleaning the cage, he puts the sack in his wheelbarrow and moves on to the next cage.

When he reaches the primate cage he finds two chimps who have also died of natural causes. "Waste not, want not," he says as puts them in the sack with the finches.

Later at feeding time, he flips the dead animals from the sack, into the lions' cage.

"Oh, Come On!" roars the lion. "Not finch and chimps again!"

TailUK:

--- Quote from: canabus on May 22, 2018, 10:52:16 am ---Cleaning out the aviary at a run-down zoo, the keeper finds two finches that have died of old age. He picks them up and places them in a sack. After cleaning the cage, he puts the sack in his wheelbarrow and moves on to the next cage.

When he reaches the primate cage he finds two chimps who have also died of natural causes. "Waste not, want not," he says as puts them in the sack with the finches.

Later at feeding time, he flips the dead animals from the sack, into the lions' cage.

"Oh, Come On!" roars the lion. "Not finch and chimps again!"

--- End quote ---

You forgot the Bees... " Finch, Chimps and Bees"

Jerry C:
Finch chimps and mushy bees surely.
Jerry.

SteamboatPhil:
Thats how I heard it....a while ago, still funny for my grandkids though.....and its clean  :D :D

CGAux26:
OW OW OW OW OW!!!!!   <*<

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