Topic: Quick Hints & Tips! (Read 186469 times)

mrlownotes · « **Reply #25 on:** July 21, 2012, 03:14:45 pm »

When modelling

As you pick up each item you work with with, I.e. tools, components,etc., etc......

Casually throw each object onto the floor then get off your stool, pick it up and carefully place it back onto the workbench.

As you are bound to drop something at a critical juncture later, it is best to get the stress over with before you start.

............works for me...........

RAAArtyGunner · « **Reply #26 on:** July 21, 2012, 11:04:40 pm »

Quote from: mrlownotes on July 21, 2012, 03:14:45 pm

When modelling

As you pick up each item you work with with, I.e. tools, components,etc., etc......

Casually throw each object onto the floor then get off your stool, pick it up and carefully place it back onto the workbench.

As you are bound to drop something at a critical juncture later, it is best to get the stress over with before you start.

............works for me...........

Also ensures you exercise regularly

Norseman · « **Reply #27 on:** July 22, 2012, 03:24:17 am »

Last thing at night, if wearing pyjamas trousers,
when closing the window over the siink - make sure the cutlery drawer is closed.

I didn't

pettyofficernick · « **Reply #28 on:** July 22, 2012, 09:30:00 am »

Before applying 'Preparation H' to the affected region, read the tube to make sure you haven't picked up the Fiery Jack by mistake, cos its mighty stingy on the old "Michael Miles" and will bring a tear to the eye, I can tell you!

U-33 · « **Reply #29 on:** July 22, 2012, 10:06:38 am »

Quote from: pettyofficernick on July 22, 2012, 09:30:00 am

Before applying 'Preparation H' to the affected region, read the tube to make sure you haven't picked up the Fiery Jack by mistake, cos its mighty stingy on the old "Michael Miles" and will bring a tear to the eye, I can tell you!

Ooh my gawd...that's just put me right off my breakfast!

Rich

essex2visuvesi · « **Reply #30 on:** July 23, 2012, 12:30:59 pm »

Quote from: pettyofficernick on July 22, 2012, 09:30:00 am

Before applying 'Preparation H' to the affected region, read the tube to make sure you haven't picked up the Fiery Jack by mistake, cos its mighty stingy on the old "Michael Miles" and will bring a tear to the eye, I can tell you!

That reminded me of this clip
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-62FjfT0kV4

The dudesons.... very popular in Finland

pettyofficernick · « **Reply #31 on:** July 23, 2012, 04:11:47 pm »

Quote from: essex2visuvesi on July 23, 2012, 12:30:59 pm

That reminded me of this clip
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-62FjfT0kV4

The dudesons.... very popular in Finland

Quite! most amusing...

yewgarth · « **Reply #32 on:** September 10, 2012, 09:44:08 pm »

Never put your leg in a combine harvester

yewgarth · « **Reply #33 on:** September 10, 2012, 09:51:48 pm »

DON'T THROW away old underpants. With the leg holes sewn up and filled with earth, they make smashing hanging baskets for trailing plants.

yewgarth · « **Reply #34 on:** September 10, 2012, 09:56:14 pm »

BASEBALL cap manufacturers. Save the wearer the bother of turning your caps round by putting the peak on the other side.

Norseman · « **Reply #35 on:** September 10, 2012, 11:15:44 pm »

Always save the debris from your navel.
How many times have you really needed a bit of fluff

Dave

pettyofficernick · « **Reply #36 on:** September 10, 2012, 11:33:11 pm »

Get away with fly tipping by leaving your junk outside charity shops.......

yewgarth · « **Reply #37 on:** September 11, 2012, 12:22:27 am »

HALITOSIS sufferers. Try to regulate your breathing so that you breathe out when everybody else does.

Norseman · « **Reply #38 on:** September 11, 2012, 12:31:55 am »

I was once kissed by a drunken Glaswegian (with stubble) after beating eight lads in every drinking contest put before us that night. Never kissed a woman unshaven since. Beeping horrible it was.

pettyofficernick · « **Reply #39 on:** September 11, 2012, 08:07:52 am »

If you think you child might grow up to be a handyman, save him the future expense of getting his tools personalized by naming him Stanley......

davidm1945 · « **Reply #40 on:** September 11, 2012, 10:30:05 am »

Best tip ever!

Never, never, never, ever use an apostrophy to signify a plural.

Circlip · « **Reply #41 on:** September 11, 2012, 10:39:37 am »

If you cant spul use the spile chunk butin.

Regrunsd ani.

Artistmike · « **Reply #42 on:** September 11, 2012, 10:53:25 am »

Quote from: davidm1945 on September 11, 2012, 10:30:05 am

Best tip ever!
Never, never, never, ever use an apostrophy to signify a plural.

Unless you wanted to say, for example

The no's resounded loudly throughout the house.

davidm1945 · « **Reply #43 on:** September 11, 2012, 11:10:01 am »

Quote from: Artistmike on September 11, 2012, 10:53:25 am

Unless you wanted to say, for example

The no's resounded loudly throughout the house.

The exception that proves the rule...

davidm1945 · « **Reply #44 on:** September 11, 2012, 11:13:02 am »

Quote from: Circlip on September 11, 2012, 10:39:37 am

If you cant spul use the spile chunk butin.

Regrunsd ani.

Provided, of course, that you carry a spell-checker around with you at all times!

Circlip · « **Reply #45 on:** September 11, 2012, 11:50:07 am »

Right hand side button on reply box. Post Preview Spile Chunk

Regrinds nai.

essex2visuvesi · « **Reply #46 on:** September 11, 2012, 12:52:37 pm »

Quote from: Circlip on September 11, 2012, 11:50:07 am

Right hand side button on reply box. Post Preview Spile Chunk

Regrinds nai.

Doesn't help with the theres and theirs or wheres and wears tho lol

Circlip · « **Reply #47 on:** September 11, 2012, 02:50:23 pm »

No, but at least it makes the posts legible.

yewgarth · « **Reply #48 on:** September 11, 2012, 05:47:27 pm »

FOOL WOMEN into thinking their opinions are valued by nodding occasionally and saying 'mmm'.

essex2visuvesi · « **Reply #49 on:** September 11, 2012, 07:23:24 pm »

Quote from: yewgarth on September 11, 2012, 05:47:27 pm

FOOL WOMEN into thinking their opinions are valued by nodding occasionally and saying 'mmm'.

Or "Yes dear"

And "Does my bum look big in this?" is a question best left unanswered

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