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H i y a ! The story behind this
web is simple really ; All I want to do is show the world what Peterborough ( a large English town ) looks like. Our houses, our, buildings, roads, cars, bridges, shops, events, etc. So if you can think of any photos that should be included in this site, please email me your suggestions and maybe we can sort something out! I'll cover events, clubs, gigs, plays, weddings, building, shops, roads, your house, scenic views, weddings, etc, etc. Also if you want to write comments, reviews, memories or personal viewpoints about any included photos, again please email me. Looking forward to
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