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[Bartapuss]

There's nowt I like better before a morning boating than to beat the brats to play area and have a good old swing on the swings, why what else did you think I ment!!! 

[das boot]

Is it any wonder I worry about you lot....


Rich

[barryfoote]

Is it any wonder I worry about you lot....


Rich

I don't blame you,,,,,,,but I believe Bartapuss has a doctors appointment next week to sort out his litle problem...

[OMK]

Well I thought you meant the OTHER sort.
I tried that malarkey once.... then the other bloke ended up getting all nasty because his lady decided I was 'better'. And the girl I was with ended up getting all nasty because she decided I wasn't.
Horrid business.

You can't use the swings in the park around our way because the council reckoned they were something like 1/2" too high for 'legal requirements - so they had them removed.

[das boot]

Well I thought you meant the OTHER sort.
I tried that malarkey once.... then the other bloke ended up getting all nasty because his lady decided I was 'better'. And the girl I was with ended up getting all nasty because she decided I wasn't.
Horrid business.

You can't use the swings in the park around our way because the council reckoned they were something like 1/2" too high for 'legal requirements - so they had them removed.

Now I am REALLY worried about you lot....good grief. I'm going to lay down in a darkened room....alone.   :angel:

Rich

[Subculture]

I thought you were referring to Lindy hop.

Andy

[das boot]

Does she swing then?

Rich

[Subculture]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lindy_Hop

[das boot]

I knew that... ::)

Rich

[Bartapuss]

I tried to swop my wife once, but the best I could get was a couple of toffee apples and a goldfish.   


Hmm toffee apples 

[das boot]

Sounds like a good deal...my piranha likes goldfish. 


Rich

[lifeboatpaul]

I had a freind once who took his wife along to a wife swapping party - ------he got a new fridge freezer for her !!!

[RickF]

I went to one of those "key parties" once - you know, where you all throw your keys in an ashtray, pick one out, then go home with what you get.... I spent all night alone in an AA Box!!

Rick

[catengineman]

I wondered where my AA box key went 

I don't need it back as I now belong to Greenflag