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LESSON 1. How not to load your boat!
« on: October 21, 2008, 06:18:38 pm »

How to Load a Boat on to a Pickup

1  Load up beer and hook boat trailer up to truck
2. Drink lots of beer
3. Drive real fast
4. Hit light pole (needs to be a solid one)
5. Boat will load it self onto truck.
 

 









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Re: LESSON 1. How not to load your boat!
« Reply #1 on: October 21, 2008, 06:38:44 pm »

How do you explain to the insurance company I was hit by a spedboat while on the road!!

Bob
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Re: LESSON 1. How not to load your boat!
« Reply #2 on: October 21, 2008, 06:49:57 pm »

I supose that's one way to get the boat up on the plane...
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Re: LESSON 1. How not to load your boat!
« Reply #3 on: October 21, 2008, 07:58:13 pm »

Heck, if he had not killed the cooling system it looks like he could just drive off with it right where it is. The weight looks like it pretty well distributed over all four wheels. {-) {-)
As my sister would say "Swift move bright boy"

Andre  {-) {-) {-)
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Re: LESSON 1. How not to load your boat!
« Reply #4 on: October 21, 2008, 08:19:14 pm »

Hope he didn't spill the beer....   :}


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Re: LESSON 1. How not to load your boat!
« Reply #5 on: October 21, 2008, 11:29:53 pm »

Thank God he doesn't sem to have hit anyone!
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Re: LESSON 1. How not to load your boat!
« Reply #6 on: October 22, 2008, 12:50:24 pm »

Actually did have to fill in an insurance form for two new rear doors for a transit van that got rammed by an old life boat.
The van was stuck on a slip way, and the help full boater with a large front fender gave a shove on the external top hinge.
It was going OK until the van went forwards leaving a gap between the fender and the van, and then slid right, the result was the fender hit the middle of the two back doors taking out both windows and creasing the doors. We told the ins. co. the truth and they paid out.
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Re: LESSON 1. How not to load your boat!
« Reply #7 on: October 22, 2008, 01:06:23 pm »

i just had to tell my boss i got hit in the roll off twice my the same guy  >>:-(
he hit my on the right tire then he tried to pass me on the left in oncoming traffic
as a LARGE peterbilt was heading at him then he  hit me in the left tire  %%
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Re: LESSON 1. How not to load your boat!
« Reply #8 on: October 22, 2008, 06:42:42 pm »

"Hey, I told you to you can't come onto the trailer whilst the boat is on the plane!"
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Re: LESSON 1. How not to load your boat!
« Reply #9 on: October 25, 2008, 06:06:13 am »

So much to be said for mooring you boat at the marina...

PS. they sell beer there too....
Tim
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Re: LESSON 1. How not to load your boat!
« Reply #10 on: October 29, 2008, 12:00:51 pm »

Another one....
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Garabaldy

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Re: LESSON 1. How not to load your boat!
« Reply #11 on: October 29, 2008, 01:17:42 pm »

that boat looks huge for towing on a road!!
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Re: LESSON 1. How not to load your boat!
« Reply #12 on: October 29, 2008, 01:24:05 pm »

No, it's just a hopelessly out of scale pick-up truck.
I'm more concerned about the guy with the broom. What's he got in/on his left hand. No surely not. In the UK we have toilet paper for that.
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Re: LESSON 1. How not to load your boat!
« Reply #13 on: October 29, 2008, 03:40:34 pm »

Martin,

WHERE IN THE WORLD DO YOU FIND THESE, I would have thought that there would have only been one of these type of fools.  {-) As to the size of the boat, looking at the front of it it looks like what is know as a party barge, basically a variation on the pontoon boat.

Andre  {-)
over yonder in Portland Oregon
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