Right then just to chuck the cat in the bird house:
This place is called Model Boat Mayhem.
I cant help feeling that is should be model RC boat mayhem. Is it just me or does evey boat here have radio gear in. Dont get me wronge, radio control "floats my boat" to.
It's just some times things seam to get totally and uterly hammered with got to get a radio, motor, working winches etc. in the build before anyone takes an interest in things.
Might I suggest to our mayhemer extrodinair, Martin, that we start a section for static models.
I might be even tempted to post there!

I can hear the lynch mob, so I'm outta here.