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Damien

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Re: An Colonoscopy Experience
« Reply #25 on: January 22, 2009, 02:35:14 am »

This thread shows the respondents like me have reached the top of the hill and are on the downward slide.
I too have been there and had that done, the prep was called Go-lightly, should have been called Go violently I sure did. Was SO EMBARRASSED  as I woke to an enormous and loud fart as the pumped in air escaped, the nurses laughed as i apologised.

Damien.
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omra85

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Re: An Colonoscopy Experience
« Reply #26 on: January 22, 2009, 12:57:40 pm »

Damien
Are you sure they used a camera, or just pretended by using a bicycle pump  {-) {-)
Danny
(if you're not dead yet - enjoy the feeling)  :-))
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TCC

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Re: An Colonoscopy Experience
« Reply #27 on: January 22, 2009, 01:23:31 pm »

How about  "if you find any money, it's mine"

I don't know what happened to me, I just had my eyes closed all the time. I felt that by not letting my brain register (and remember) the scene, that it just possibly wasn't happening to me and it might have been a dream.

But I do remeber looking at a TV and it wasn't Neighbours!
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White Ensign

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Re: An Colonoscopy Experience
« Reply #28 on: January 22, 2009, 05:20:26 pm »

... I hope that all those, who laughed and don`t had that treatment... will have the experince sooner or later. Then you`ll find out, that hopefully it wasn`t all for the a**e....
That liquid you have to drink, is either in USA or Germany all the same taste:
Imagine and 3 weeks old raw egg, resting in 6 weeks old sport-sox. Mix it all up, male a drink of it and add it with so kinda pee, either cow or horse...
And this description was a compliment to it!

My comment through that treatmenat was: If you find something new, and it has no bad attitude- even if it is my vbrain: tell me first before it`s in the news.

The writer of this report is much appreciated, another piece of virginity lost.....

Jörg
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When God created planet earth, he made it with 75% of water. Bet he had the modelboaters on his mind!
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