Received this from my Canadian cousin...thought you lot may like it.
Inner Peace...
I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we all could use more calm in our lives. By following the simple advice I heard on a Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace.
Dr. Phil proclaimed that the way to achieve inner peace is tofinish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I started and hadn't finished; and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Baileys, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of both Prozac and Valium prescriptions, the rest of the Cheesecake, some Saltines and a box of chocolates.
You have no idea how freaking good I feel...........
Please pass this on to those you feel are in need of inner peace.
No need to thank me.
Merry Christmas.
Rich
