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mrsgoggins

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Chinese Spare Ribs
« on: March 15, 2009, 03:42:00 pm »

Our eldest grandson (10 yrs old and very intelligent), on returning from his friends house, had a discussion with his parents which went something like this;

Nathan (to Mum); "I don't want that chicken for dinner"
Mum; "Why not, you always enjoy it?"
Nathan; "It looks like a real animal, Cameron's Mum gives him chicken which does not look like an animal. In fact I think I'll stop eating all animals!"
Dad; "Fine but that means no more McDonalds"
Nathan; "That's OK, we can go to KFC"
Dad; "What do you think the C in KFC stands for? Also there will be no more Chinese take-aways and you know how much you love spare ribs."
Nathan; "That's not the same because they're human and they don't need them"

The poor lad now claims he said it as a joke.

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Re: Chinese Spare Ribs
« Reply #1 on: March 15, 2009, 05:25:11 pm »

A good several years ago my mate at work told the tale of talking to his (very) young son.
"What did you have for tea, young son?"
"Chicken"
"Was it nice?"
"No"
"Whyever not?"
"It was red."
Thought - "My goodness, what has my wife, mother of this child been thinking? Raw chicken?!!"
The child spoke more "And it had silver skin"
"??"
"And it tasted of FISH"

The child had been introduced to salmon.
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