Topic: Random Caption Competition! (Read 1447515 times)

Martin (Admin) · « **Reply #1875 on:** January 14, 2017, 03:14:18 pm »

A Hamlet moment ...

Nemo · « **Reply #1876 on:** January 14, 2017, 03:30:00 pm »

Having observed the topic cleansing, Plague enjoyed a Mild cigar.

Whilst, on board the Carrier, Captain Calamity ordered a Prayer Service for additional pumps.

Capt Podge · « **Reply #1877 on:** January 14, 2017, 03:43:57 pm »

Due to severe cut-backs the Navy had to opt for an alternative water cooling system...

Regards,

Ray.

Baldrick · « **Reply #1878 on:** January 15, 2017, 09:26:34 pm »

HI CHIEF !!! I turned the big gate valve by the bins area like you said but it doesn't seem to have shut the washing machine off at all.

Landlocked · « **Reply #1879 on:** January 16, 2017, 05:55:43 pm »

I told you not to leave the emergency backing bell on too long!!

Landlocked

Nemo · « **Reply #1880 on:** January 16, 2017, 09:34:15 pm »

Hmm, my Springer does that going ahead!

Nemo · « **Reply #1881 on:** January 29, 2017, 12:39:45 pm »

Tug-Kenny RIP · « **Reply #1882 on:** January 29, 2017, 12:43:33 pm »

Sorry the Toilets are closed

mrlownotes · « **Reply #1883 on:** January 29, 2017, 02:15:59 pm »

It's like this every time he comes to the beer fest.
It's about time Gulliver fetched his own damn beer

Netleyned · « **Reply #1884 on:** January 29, 2017, 03:30:45 pm »

Thirsty work , queueing for the loo

Martin (Admin) · « **Reply #1885 on:** January 29, 2017, 05:22:13 pm »

There was a easy way round the 'Free Beer! (one cup per customer) promotion at the county show!

Danny · « **Reply #1886 on:** January 29, 2017, 06:53:28 pm »

She said "Don't drink too much", so I'll only have the one.

Nemo · « **Reply #1887 on:** January 30, 2017, 11:36:36 am »

'Hold it to your ear and you can hear the sea' they said!

Nemo · « **Reply #1888 on:** February 10, 2017, 04:10:51 pm »

Big Ada · « **Reply #1889 on:** February 10, 2017, 06:32:13 pm »

Sorry, must have been those sprouts I ate for lunch.

Netleyned · « **Reply #1890 on:** February 10, 2017, 07:11:52 pm »

What did I say about lipo's?

Ned

Nemo · « **Reply #1891 on:** February 10, 2017, 09:33:45 pm »

All I did was tell the wife I forgot her Milk Tray!

ballastanksian · « **Reply #1892 on:** February 11, 2017, 02:37:17 pm »

U Boat menace still alive and well off Clacton.

sharkbite0 · « **Reply #1893 on:** February 11, 2017, 05:17:26 pm »

ok who pressed the red button

dougal99 · « **Reply #1894 on:** February 11, 2017, 06:04:49 pm »

Moral: don't forget the popcorn on the galley stove

mrlownotes · « **Reply #1895 on:** February 11, 2017, 06:13:41 pm »

Daily Mail Reports :-

"Eight reindeer drown and Santa cut in two in fatal collision attempting delivery offshore".

Klunk · « **Reply #1896 on:** February 11, 2017, 06:31:11 pm »

My hermes delivering to the Isle of Wight. It goes terribly wrong!

Netleyned · « **Reply #1897 on:** February 11, 2017, 09:14:55 pm »

Hoof arted?
Ned

Baldrick · « **Reply #1898 on:** February 12, 2017, 11:04:58 am »

OK , so now we have proved that old sailors adage about never whistling into the wind is not total myth perhaps you will pack it in.

Nemo · « **Reply #1899 on:** February 12, 2017, 12:14:29 pm »

Re today's News: Kim Jong-un - your latest test missile has landed in the Solent!