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DO NOT ADJUST YOUR MONITORS. DO NOT ADJUST YOUR PANTS. WE HAVE INTERCEPTED YOUR COMMUNICATIONS. PMK HAS BUILT A TIME-MACHINE AND THEREFORE GUILTY BY THE LAWS OF PLANET KLUNG OF INTERFERING WITH THE TIME/SPACE CONTINUUM, THUS IN GRAVE DANGER OF RENDING THE ENTIRE FABRIC OF THE UNIVERSE AS YOU KNOW IT INTO TOTAL OBLIVION. YOU ARE READING THIS MESSAGE NEXT WEEK. TIME IS NOW BUT AN ABSTRACT CONCEPT.
PMK SHALL BE RETURNED TO YOUR PLANET AS SOON AS HIS RE-PROGRAMMING IS COMPLETE. HIS USUAL CHEERFUL SELF SHALL BE REINSTATED AS SOON AS ALL THOUGHTS OF PRAMS, DUMMIES AND THROWING HAS BEEN ERADICATED FROM HIS BONCE.
WE THE KLUNG SHALL GUIDE YOU IN THE DIRECTION OF ALPHA SECTOR 9B WHEREUPON YOU SHALL DISCOVER THE LOCATION OF AFOREMENTIONED LEWIS GUNS.
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