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Author Topic: Dear Dierdre  (Read 2152 times)

omra85

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Dear Dierdre
« on: September 24, 2009, 09:16:10 pm »

Dear Deirdre,
I have never written to you before but i really need your advice.
I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating. The usual signs: phone rings and if I answer it, the caller hangs up. Going out with the girls a lot and when I ask their names it's "you don't know them". I try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home but I usually fall asleep.
Anyway, last night I decided to finally check up on her, so around midnight I hid in the garage behind my model boats to get a good view of the whole street when she came home from her night out with the girls.
Well, she got out of the car buttoning her blouse which was open and took her knickers out of her handbag and slipped them on.
It was at that moment as I crouched behind my boat I noticed it... a hairline crack where the hull meets the deck.
Is this something I can just fill and repaint or should I strengthen the insdie as well ?

Danny
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boatmadman

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Re: Dear Dierdre
« Reply #1 on: September 24, 2009, 10:17:47 pm »

Danny

Great stuff, glad to see you have your priorities right!

Strengthening the inside as well may be the best way to go.

Ian
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Damien

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Re: Dear Dierdre
« Reply #2 on: September 25, 2009, 01:38:02 am »

Danny
Super glue tween wifes knees will relieve your stress further.   (mod's remove if inappropriate)
Damien
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Re: Dear Dierdre
« Reply #3 on: September 25, 2009, 04:26:09 am »

Be careful gents this is going down hill.

If this thread goes any further downhill, and it is already borderline, it will have to be deleted.
Remember this is a family forum.
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