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das boot

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Canadian girls...
« on: November 28, 2009, 09:41:15 am »

You all probably know my girlfriend is Canadian...she sent me this last night. Do you think she's trying to tell me something....?


 


 

 

THE DIFFERENCE IF YOU MARRY A CANADIAN GIRL

Three men are talking about their marriages..

  The first man married a woman from North Carolina.  He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning..  It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

  The second man married a woman from South Carolina.  He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge dinner on the table.

  The third man married a girl from CANADA.  He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.
  He still has some difficulty when he pees.
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Re: Canadian girls...
« Reply #1 on: November 28, 2009, 09:49:24 am »

I seen a similar one for Different parts of Russia
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Re: Canadian girls...
« Reply #2 on: November 28, 2009, 10:03:45 am »

Sort of like Essex girls with muscles then, Rich? WTH do I know - my first wife came from Texas!
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Re: Canadian girls...
« Reply #3 on: November 28, 2009, 12:32:34 pm »

Don't mess with Canadian girls, they'll get ya.     <*<     O0

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Re: Canadian girls...
« Reply #4 on: November 28, 2009, 12:47:19 pm »

Don't mess with Canadian girls, they'll get ya.     <*<     O0

John

She has....   :o


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Re: Canadian girls...
« Reply #5 on: November 28, 2009, 06:56:40 pm »

....you've been warned, never let it be said you weren't. By the way it is 2009 isn't it, just checking on this ordering your wife thing, maybe thats why my ex, who is a canuck, is an ex, found a nice Devon girl so I'll share the work with her.

Hiya , John,


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Re: Canadian girls...
« Reply #6 on: November 28, 2009, 07:20:10 pm »

....you've been warned, never let it be said you weren't. By the way it is 2009 isn't it, just checking on this ordering your wife thing, maybe thats why my ex, who is a canuck, is an ex, found a nice Devon girl so I'll share the work with her.

Hiya , John,


Robert

  How's it going Rob?........ He doesn't know what he's letting himself in for.    {-)

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das boot

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Re: Canadian girls...
« Reply #7 on: November 28, 2009, 07:44:40 pm »

Oh, I know alright...we've had a forty year fling!


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Re: Canadian girls...
« Reply #8 on: November 28, 2009, 08:22:21 pm »

Oh, I know alright...we've had a forty year fling!


Rich

  Good man!  I think you deserve the "Iron Man" award.   :-))

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das boot

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Re: Canadian girls...
« Reply #9 on: November 28, 2009, 08:38:19 pm »

Well, thank you kind sir....!     %)


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Re: Canadian girls...
« Reply #10 on: November 28, 2009, 11:41:44 pm »

Hmmm.....  I don't have any trouble getting my wife to do all that and more! Although, sometimes I have to send her back out to shovel the driveway because she missed a spot. It's all in the training, and maybe because she's a West Coast girl.

but don't tell her I said that!!  %) :o :}
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Re: Canadian girls...
« Reply #11 on: November 29, 2009, 07:34:45 am »

I think there's probably some very nervous people on here, all hoping that the good woman doesn't look over their shoulders when they are on the keyboard....  >>:-(  >>:-(  <*<  <*<  >>:-( >:-o

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Re: Canadian girls...
« Reply #12 on: November 29, 2009, 11:54:08 am »

I think there's probably some very nervous people on here, all hoping that the good woman doesn't look over their shoulders when they are on the keyboard....  >>:-(  >>:-(  <*<  <*<  >>:-( >:-o

Rich

  Not here....she already knows.

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Re: Canadian girls...
« Reply #13 on: November 29, 2009, 12:21:46 pm »

  Not here....she already knows.

John

Nice work John...   {-)  {-)

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Re: Canadian girls...
« Reply #14 on: November 29, 2009, 02:16:43 pm »

" The third man married a girl from CANADA.  He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.
  He still has some difficulty when he pees."

Those Canadian Guy's sure love their moose's  {-)
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Re: Canadian girls...
« Reply #15 on: November 29, 2009, 02:40:30 pm »

Those Canadian Guy's sure love their moose's 

Shouldn't that be 'meece' ;) ;) :-))

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Re: Canadian girls...
« Reply #16 on: November 29, 2009, 10:37:37 pm »

You were wondering what makes Canadian girls to tough. Read on:

Let's face it: Canadians are a rare breed.

The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart

50° Fahrenheit (10° C)
· Californians shiver uncontrollably.
· Canadians plant gardens.

35° Fahrenheit (1.6° C)
· Italian Cars won't start
· Canadians drive with the windows down

32° Fahrenheit (0° C)
· American water freezes
· Canadian water gets thicker.

0° Fahrenheit (-17.9° C)
· New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.
· Canadians have the last cookout of the season.

-60° Fahrenheit (-51° C)
· Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
· Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.

-109.9° Fahrenheit (-78.5° C)
· Carbon dioxide freezes makes dry ice..
· Canadians pull down their earflaps.

-173° Fahrenheit (-114° C)
· Ethyl alcohol freezes.
· Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg

-459.67° Fahrenheit (-273.15° C)
· Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops..
· Canadians start saying "cold, eh?"

-500° Fahrenheit (-295° C)
· Hell freezes over.
· The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup


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Re: Canadian girls...
« Reply #17 on: November 30, 2009, 01:42:23 am »

Especially this season!
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Re: Canadian girls...
« Reply #18 on: November 30, 2009, 06:53:09 pm »

....lets see, was it 1967 that hell froze over, because thats the last Cup I remember the Make Beliefs winning, find it hard to believe as well you got a Wet Coaster to move to Ontario and actually shovel the drive. :D More likely you'd hear, 'Honey, could we buy a snow blower, please?'

Yeah, going good John, the lake frozen yet? {-)
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Re: Canadian girls...
« Reply #19 on: December 10, 2009, 07:31:25 pm »

My ex was a huge DIY fan...every time I asked to do anything ...she said   " do it yourself "
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