Sandy and his friend Angus lived in identical tenement flats in Glasgow,One night at the pub Sandy mentioned he had just papered the kitchen
Angus sid,"I,ve been wanting tae dae that"How much paper did ye get,
"Seven rolls"said Sandy,
A week later they met again,and Angus says,"Here you! I had two and a half rolls of paper left over fae my kitchen,
"Aye,says Sandy,"So did I",
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