A douce-looking young man knocks on the Pearly Gates and asks to be let in,St Peter says,"I don,t know,Have you ever done anything good,like given money to the poor"
"No"replies the man,
"Helped a widow or orphan?"
"No replies the man
"Helped an old lady across a street?"
"No"
"Well then why should i let you in?"
"I did something very brave once"he said.
"And what was that"asked Peter.
"I went to Glasgow on the Edinburgh train and ran around Queen Street station shouting"Weegies are all crapbags"
"My that is brave! When did you do that?
"About three minutes ago.....?
Wullie
