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swordfish fairey

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Re: my sons joke hes seven
« Reply #25 on: July 04, 2010, 09:02:02 pm »
How do you get two whales in a Mini ???


Across the Severn bridge on the M4...........sorry spelling atrocious



How do you circumsize a shark ??...........send down 4 skin divers
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Dreadstar

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Re: my sons joke hes seven
« Reply #26 on: July 04, 2010, 10:08:34 pm »
Three tomatoes crossing the desert,which one was the cowboy?




None,they were all redskins.
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mogsy

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Re: my sons joke hes seven
« Reply #27 on: July 04, 2010, 10:44:26 pm »
Do you think a married couple should be frank and ernest...????
....... or do you think one should be a woman?
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timsenecal

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Re: my sons joke hes seven
« Reply #28 on: July 05, 2010, 12:54:45 am »
how do you kill a blue elephant?

with a blue elephant gun.



how do you kill a yellow elephant?





no.

hold his nose til he turns blue, then kill him with the blue elephant gun.
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dougal99

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Re: my sons joke hes seven
« Reply #29 on: July 05, 2010, 11:31:55 am »
How does an Elephant hide in a cherry tree?













Paints his toenails red
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Double D

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Re: my sons joke hes seven
« Reply #30 on: July 14, 2010, 10:50:35 pm »
What sound does a cow with no lips make?



"OOOOOOOOOOO"
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