Hey, Dan Lord, welcome aboard.
See that red thing hanging around your neck? It says RNLI
Respect!
Don't worry about the 'tash thing... Angus got one as well.
(Great four-legged friend you got yourself there).
Polobeer:
Dude, you ain't fooling no-one. I know who you is. You is Dave Edmonds of 'I Hear You Knocking' fame.
Stick your photo on the dartboard?
Nah, not I.
Can I have your guitar?